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touches all the bases
For me the measure of a good video or film isn't production value (though this can help)or good actors or actresses (ditto)or even the tightness of the script . It's all about entertainment (number one) & if you can sit through a feature & be sorry when it's over then you've stumbled on something special. The Musical score is very good, there are some pretty heavy names for a "B" movie Quarry, Bauer, Lamb, Ekland & Mccormick (known to me from the tonight show). If your taste in film doesn't venture beyond the current Box Office Smash, what I have uttered will be lost on you. On the other hand if this is hitting home give this video a shot. The movie is sexy, funny while well aware of it's target audience. This movie not only touches all the bases but delivers the goods (not for the kids)
Mike-somewhere in Canada

not bad somewhat corny, girls aren't bad
Beverly Hills Vamp is a somewhat entertaining movie with standard B-rated effects and of course plenty of skin to show. The acting doesn't really matter in a movie like this so don't take it too serious on that matter. I've seen lots of movie like this, and well, i'd have to say this was actually the best of all of them. Some scenes were somewhat funny, others were just plain corny. ... Read more

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Mob Boss
MOB BOSS tries very hard to be funny, and, at times, succeeds. A send up of the gangster/organized crime genre, it chronicals the growth of a dying mob boss's nerdy son from the day he is pulled out of military academy to the time he becomes head of an organized crime syndicate. How funny you will find this depends greatly on how you view low brow humor (e.g. child being baptised urinating on pastor and mob officials), as well as if you are watching for the women (Morgan Fairchild, Brinke Stevens--who's a delight), and, subsequently, the nude scenes. I enjoyed it, and found parts amusing (such as when Eddie Deezen drops his gun into a restroom toilet), though it is most certainly not for all tastes. I feel that it would be worth a rental to most, but you'd have to decide for yourself if you want to buy it. ... Read more

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Very little here
This lousy film did have one solid sex scene and a good workout scene which both featured Shannon Tweed's outstanding nude body. Otherwise one of the worst films you will ever see. Tweed's films usually have laughable plot lines, this one was downright reprehensible. After the one good scene the rest of the movie is an hour of down time and tedium.

Shannon is a BAAAD girl
Typical fare. Shannon plays a transcriptionist who gets possessed by this thing in a jar. Although she's looking abit played lately, she looks great in this movie. I gave the movie a 3, however if the scene between her and Sandahl Bergman was actually played out, it could have garnered a 4. I don't liked to be teased.

Sexy, but...
I really like Shannon Tweed. I think she's beautiful. You can see her working out in a very sexy outfit. If you like Shannon Tweed you would like to see it. The plot of the movie is entertaining but the end of the movie *****.

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'Cute' movie
If you are looking for a serious movie with depth and substance, this movie is not for you. It's a fun & light hearted T'N'A movie about a girl by the name of Kim that inherits a drive-in theatre from her late grandfather. The theatre has been running in the red for a while, so what's a girl to do but enlist the help of her bodacious girlfriends and change the uniform to string bikinis. The acting is pretty bad, but this just adds to the charm of this movie. In conclusion, if you are looking for a movie that isn't too heavy, then check out this direct-to-video classic!

Good but expensive
There's a drive-in movie theater that a young woman has inherited. She wants to keep it open and the female employees wear bikinis to attract customers. There is a lot of gratuitous nudity. There is a washing scene with garden hoses and buckets and sponges that is really an Oscar winning show of bodacious bodies.

OK T&A Fare
An OK little T&A movie, with the familiar plot of girls taking off clothes to save a business. The girls are cute, and it's always great to see Michele Bauer strip off, but there are better nudie movies out there than this one.

No story, hot girls
There is no story. Only 2 erotic scenes, but the girls in the bikini's make it up. Good in it's genre

1 hot scene
As far as plot goes, its not there. But there is a scene where a couple makes love in a bed of film that is highly erotic and the fact that she earned 2 of the 3 stars I gave this film for her body may explain my fondness for this movie ... Read more

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Cool comedy thriller
I really liked this movie. Justin Berfield is always great and Robert Carridine was a likeable Dad. My favorite was the humorous villain, Mr X played by the British star Martin Jarvis. I loved him in Titanic and Buster and here he was different again - keen to dominate the world, just like a James Bond bad guy. Great fun - all our family loved it.

Justin Berfield
Justin Berfield Defenatly adds Major Pionts, cuz he is soooo Hott! This movie is only good cuz of him!

it's okay
The best thing about this movie is that Justin Berfield is extremely good-looking and funny. Otherwise it was sorta corny. Check out "Mom, can I keep her"; Justin is in that one too.

Justin is a diamond in the rough
This seemed like a typical young kid vs. bad guys movie. But having Justin Berfield as the star made it a 5 star film. He has such good comic timing. The scene in the middle was classic---where Justin was fixing macaroni & cheese and he was singing and dancing in his uncle's kitchen.   

Typical kiddie fodder
Were it not for Justin Berfield starring, I probably would have passed on this one. He is one of my favorite young actors though, so I gave it a view. The story was good and there was plenty of action; but the rest of the actors were only so-so. (Especially the girl who played the lifeguard; she seemed bored.) If you're a fan of Justin's work---check out the TV show "Unhappily Ever After". Justin is way funnier than his older brother on the show. ... Read more

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Visible Dud!
This movie is bad, bad, BAD. My kids loved it.

Features: A plot that wobbles between ludicrous and nonexistent. Actors who learned their craft during an elementary-school production of "Mister Molar Meets the Tooth Decay Bandits." Props purchased from Goodwill on half-price Saturday. And a budget apparently smaller than Ben Affleck's dental-floss bill. It all adds up to a movie whose quality has reached rock bottom and started to dig. If there's a child in your household between five and eight years old, however... hey, it's a lot more entertaining than watching Thomas the Tank Engine for the 10,800th time!

As noted, describing the plot is superfluous, but for the sake of completeness: Dad Andrew (Daran Norris) and 12-year-old son Doug (William Meyers III) move into house formerly occupied by crazy inventor, who's left behind a gadget. Doug, playing with gadget, accidentally turns dad (surprise!) invisible, after a few preceding misadventures, including summoning a "Baywatch" bimbo (Shayna Ryan) to his bedroom (not as naughty as it sounds; she thinks Doug and his friend are aliens.) Naturally, Doug breaks the machine right after Dad's mishap. Meanwhile, Dad's in the middle of a big architectural contract and a budding romance with Doug's teacher (Mary Elizabeth McGlinn), set up by Doug), so the invisibility thing is a tad inconvenient. The plot features a number of physical-comedy moments, none convincing in the least, but all hugely appreciated by our 7-y.o. critic. Doug's desperate to get his dad back in the pink, but all his efforts (including an utterly unbelievable shoplifting/jailbreak sequence) flop - until crazy inventor's long-lost twin brother happens to fly in from South Africa to save the day. There are a couple of side-plots involving bad guys stealing Dad's architectural plans and a wacko neighbor (Charles Dierkop) who thinks space aliens are taking over. (He may have a point -- the actors are pretty Stepford-ish.) Of course everything turns out okay in the end. Even the neighbor gets his just desserts at the hands of his long-suffering wife (Vicki Skinner), who has probably the funniest lines in the movie.

Kids will enjoy the plot's premise (what 12-y.o. boy has NOT daydreamed about turning Dad invisible, at least when it's time to take out the trash?) Adults can laugh themselves silly at the many unintentional howlers, such as the invisibility gadget (a vegetable steamer on an old record-player turntable - I am not making this up), or the low-budget location sets, which consist of two, count 'em, two building exteriors (I'm still wondering how both Dad's architectural office and the library can continue to be in the building that gets blown up halfway through.)

All in all, it's as bad as they come, and that's okay. Incidentally, we watched "Independence Day" the same evening as "Invisible Dad", and I'm hard-pressed to say which is more ridiculous. At least "Invisible Dad" doesn't pretend to be serious cinema. ... Read more

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great, if you want to see a bad film
unintentionally hilariously funny at times, this sequel to Tanya Roberts' INNER SANCTUM has little to reccomend it; except for the fact that it is so bad. The cover of the box may decieve those who wish to see a steamy sex film, because all such scenes are confined to the first half hour. The remaining time is filled with cliches and ridiculously fake or stupid horror scenes. Although the film will make you laugh, it leaves you feeling like you wasted your time. The writer ought to be given a pat on the back, and then be shot. ... Read more

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH'Brien
Poor man's Fatal Attraction/ Basic Instinct, but the seduction scene between O'Brien and her lover's younger brother is most memorable. Gotta get the unrated version though. The R version is ridiculously edited, and poorly I might add. ... Read more

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Wonderful, hilarious trash.
I had first accidentally stumbled upon this movie several years ago late one night on cable t.v. Within an instint, I fell in love with the atrocious acting, worse dialog, and sleazy nudity. EVIL TOONS is truly, as far as I'm concerned, a modern classic in cult/trash cinema. Thus, it seemed only appropriate to own this title on DVD.

The disc contains a nice looking widescreen picture, however, the sound is mono. The DVD has some interesting bonuses such as a trailer, a 10 minute "behind-the-scenes" commentary with the film's director, Fred Olen Ray, and a funny intro to the movie with the director, his wife, and naked women chained to the wall.

I recommend this DVD to anyone who enjoys nudity, schlock, and a good laugh.

Really dumb,but if you like Madison.....
It probabally goes without saying,but this movie is a very cheap,
very bad "horror" movie with cheesey bits o' comedy.The only reason to watch it(or buy it) is because of former porn star Madison.She's very hot and does a sexy strip dance;you get to see
her big breasts on a couple diffrent occasions.Only die hard Madison fans would buy this video;fortunatly or unfortunatly,I'm one of them!

A Waste of Time...and Money
What a disappointment. I expected a silly, low-budget corny flick, but this was stupid and could have been produced, directed and filmed by my 16-year-old son with my Sony minicam. It has no substance, no humor, the cartoon monster looks like the early renditions of Mickey Mouse (1930's)...and the sound is pitiful. The only reason I gave it one star was for the brief sequence when Monique Gabrielle undresses in front of her bedroom mirror. Granted, many of these types of films are known for casting buxom young girls, but Monique is beautiful. What disturbed me most was that every young girl in the film is depicted as being a total airhead. The blood and gore effects you can buy at K-Mart this Halloween...and the makeup artist is clearly not an "artist". Maybe I'm being too harsh, but I expected much more. Buy this film only if you enjoy stupidity, T & A, a horrendous script...and a closing line from busty Monique..."...but all of my friends are dead." This movie dies during the first 10 minutes...and so will you and YOUR friends if you invest a single dime.

Madison Stone 8P
For those who don't know this film stars raven haired []-chick Madison. Hot as always. And the xtra bonus of a [] crazed animated beast puts it over the top for me. For low budget, it's very cool.

Terrific Crap
A Movie so bad it's great. There's kind of a plot sort of ( see other review) but mostly the movie is about women who find lots of excuses to take off their tops.

Oh yeah, David Carradine stands by a tree for a real long time too for some reason. The movie also has a bunch of people you've seen in other things but you can't place where.

The movie is great escapism. Great humor. Low brow entertainment at its best! ... Read more

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Nice Western!!
This is a nice western about a drifter who rescues a girl and the obstacles that he's got to face returning that ladie to her town.Singer Randy Travis does a superb job playing one of the bad guys.It's a must see!! ... Read more

Description

Three gorgeous women will stop at nothing for a chance to become a famous magazine's Centerfold of the Year. For Angel Grace, this opportunity is too good to pass up, and she enlists the help of a doctor who promises her great endowments with a secret beauty enhancement program. But something goes wrong, and Angel finds herself filling out in the most unusual ways! A wild and sexy comedy that shows beauty is not just skin deep, but 60 feet tall. ... Read more

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The 50 foot woman grows 60 feet taller!!!
No she is not The 50 foot woman but this Centerfold is bigger, badder and better the the other one!And look! now she has someone to fight about who has a bigger bust than the the other in the middle of Hollywood! I did enjoy this one better then the other movie.The reason i bought this movie and probbobly why all the other men who bought this movie was becuase of the picture on the case,it was a picture of J.J. North in a ripped up white bikini (witch didn't hide much) peeking behind a skyscrapper while a fire truck was at her feet.I think this movie deserves five stars because well, just look at the case.

great campy movie
this is a funny great b-movie, with lots of beauful women,and a huge jj north as the sexy centerfold. the ending is pretty good, for anyone who likes b-movies, this is a must buy.

JJ North is Incredible!
JJ North is one of the most beautiful women to land in any B-movie in the last twenty years. It's heartbeaking this stunning actress has not done more. This movie is what B-movies are about. It's fun and filled with incredibly pretty women. If you're looking for Oscar winning acting look elsewhere. If you want silly fun, you shouldn't miss this. My only complaint is that there wasn't nearly enough of the dark and sexy Nikki Fitz.

The Most Colossal Catfight Ever Filmed!
J.J. North stars as Angel Grace, a drop dead gorgeous model who is insecure about her looks. She goes to a doctor who has developed a formula that will enhance her natural beauty. She drinks a certain amount every day, to help give her an edge over her competitors for centerfold of the year. This comedy is a thinly veiled cautionary tale about the dangers of drugs. As the effects of the beauty formula wear off quicker, Angel increases the dosage. By taking an overdose, her body grows to gigantic proportions. Jay Richardson as the humorous Hugh Hefner-like magazine publisher, and Tim Abell as the photographer, conspire to keep her from getting an antidote. They figure they can make millions off her as a colossal centerfold. This comedy is also a thinly veiled indictment of the way men exploit women. The luscious Tammy Parks plays Betty, Angel's main rival for centerfold of the year. When she finds out about Angel's beauty enhancement, she consumes a massive amount of the formula and also grows to massive proportions. The catfight between these two gorgeous giants is the highlight of the movie. This comedy is really a thinly veiled guilty pleasure!

Babe-a-liscious!
Normally I would give a disc with absolutely no extras (except for 3 trailers for other Corman movies) 2 stars but I gave it an extra one since the price is so right. J.J. North is a babe beyond belief in this ripoff...er uh, I mean tribute to 50's sci-fi flicks such as 50 Foot Woman. REALLY bad special effects mixed with mostly forced perspective shots make for a fun flick with cameos by other favorites of mine like Nikki Fritz and Michelle Bauer. The catfight between the two female giants through downtown LA is a hoot and gives us the best line from the movie: "My God! Look at the size of those T*TS!!" ... Read more

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best movie ever...seriously the directors are smart as hell
this is possibly the best movie ever...good story line...good action and most importantly soft porn what more could you ask for, the only thing that could top it is actual porn. i mean some nice puntang would be nice. but the best part of this movie is the pointless but nesecary bouncing in the stream and washing eachothers boobs....what a great movie you should buy it!

Stupid.... but then, it's supposed to be.
"Check out the hooters on those babes!" One line from the movie notes. It pretty much describes the whole movie. Laughably bad, with silly special effects (including the Tyrannosaurus Rex from the Carnosaur trilogy). If you like a movie that's bad on purpose, give this one a look. Definitely NOT for children though.

It needs to be a campy porn movie.
First of all, we need penetration in the sex scenes. Showing simulated sex just does not do it anymore. Who care's if they get an x-rating. Hasn't anyone ever thought of having a good plot with the sex before. Anyway, when making a movie like this too, the girls need to be constantly getting both tops and bottoms ripped off by themselves (love the catfight, best part of the movie), cavemen, and/or dinosaurs.

Better on paper than on film.
I'm sure if this movie had been written in a book, it would've caught my interest more. Not soft porn by any means, and definitely not hardcore. Dinosaurs are cheesy and the set looks like the hills of California. However, given the funds I'm sure weren't available, it was a nice laugh.

My favorite movie
I first saw this movie on USA's up all night and thought it was pretty cool. I thought my small son would like it since it had dinosaurs in it. I couldn't find it in the video stores but one day I found it at BlockBuster. Luckily my son wasn't there when I first went to watch it! They must have really cut it to be able to show it on USA (maybe not after some of the mess you see on there now). I like to rent it from time to time. ... Read more

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Visible Dud!
This movie is bad, bad, BAD. My kids loved it.

Features: A plot that wobbles between ludicrous and nonexistent. Actors who learned their craft during an elementary-school production of "Mister Molar Meets the Tooth Decay Bandits." Props purchased from Goodwill on half-price Saturday. And a budget apparently smaller than Ben Affleck's dental-floss bill. It all adds up to a movie whose quality has reached rock bottom and started to dig. If there's a child in your household between five and eight years old, however... hey, it's a lot more entertaining than watching Thomas the Tank Engine for the 10,800th time!

As noted, describing the plot is superfluous, but for the sake of completeness: Dad Andrew (Daran Norris) and 12-year-old son Doug (William Meyers III) move into house formerly occupied by crazy inventor, who's left behind a gadget. Doug, playing with gadget, accidentally turns dad (surprise!) invisible, after a few preceding misadventures, including summoning a "Baywatch" bimbo (Shayna Ryan) to his bedroom (not as naughty as it sounds; she thinks Doug and his friend are aliens.) Naturally, Doug breaks the machine right after Dad's mishap. Meanwhile, Dad's in the middle of a big architectural contract and a budding romance with Doug's teacher (Mary Elizabeth McGlinn), set up by Doug), so the invisibility thing is a tad inconvenient. The plot features a number of physical-comedy moments, none convincing in the least, but all hugely appreciated by our 7-y.o. critic. Doug's desperate to get his dad back in the pink, but all his efforts (including an utterly unbelievable shoplifting/jailbreak sequence) flop - until crazy inventor's long-lost twin brother happens to fly in from South Africa to save the day. There are a couple of side-plots involving bad guys stealing Dad's architectural plans and a wacko neighbor (Charles Dierkop) who thinks space aliens are taking over. (He may have a point -- the actors are pretty Stepford-ish.) Of course everything turns out okay in the end. Even the neighbor gets his just desserts at the hands of his long-suffering wife (Vicki Skinner), who has probably the funniest lines in the movie.

Kids will enjoy the plot's premise (what 12-y.o. boy has NOT daydreamed about turning Dad invisible, at least when it's time to take out the trash?) Adults can laugh themselves silly at the many unintentional howlers, such as the invisibility gadget (a vegetable steamer on an old record-player turntable - I am not making this up), or the low-budget location sets, which consist of two, count 'em, two building exteriors (I'm still wondering how both Dad's architectural office and the library can continue to be in the building that gets blown up halfway through.)

All in all, it's as bad as they come, and that's okay. Incidentally, we watched "Independence Day" the same evening as "Invisible Dad", and I'm hard-pressed to say which is more ridiculous. At least "Invisible Dad" doesn't pretend to be serious cinema. ... Read more

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Best Sword and Scorcery Movie Ever!!
This film is the best sword and scorcery fantasy movie ever and is highly recommended.It's a very beautiful and colorful film!! ... Read more

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A spoof of the genre
The movie title is the title of the grade Z Sci-fi-sex comedy that a zany film production company is making. It is sort of campy, but has lots of snappy sight and dialog gags inserted by a smart script writer. The plot is rather thin--a Freddy-type menace is stalking and killing members of the film crew--wearing an Army surplus cold weather mask, yet. The VHS version is certainly worth the...cost, and because it spoofs many other films (you have to be listening and watching closely to catch the subtle references and gags), it holds your attention in a campy way. There is the requisite T&A, tho I was a bit put off by the pumped up female lead. The movie is tongue in cheek, and a lot of the gags could have been done better, but is good enough for yucks and laughs when watching it with company with nothing better to do.

Can you save fast-forward?
...Luckily, this is a movie about how to make movies. It is designed to teach you how to keep your actresses from losing their heads. Or from losing any other appendages.

The movie's main thrust seems to be concentrated on upper torso frontal extensions (several pair). While observing this movie, I learned about the fast forward button. And suggest you do the same.

Bad Girls A Dated B Flick
On my quest to see everything famed B movie actress Brinke Stevens has been in, I bought a copy of Bad Girls From Mars.

Bad Girls stars Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls' Edy Williams and Jay Richardson from multiple other Brinke Stevens films.

Starting off on the set of a movie (a campy b movie about beautiful female aliens trying to take over the earth) it looks good. The first scene seems so funny that I thought I was in for a treat. Unfortunately that was it as the director of the movie shouts out 'CUT' and the movie stars revolving around the cast and crew that are making this film.

The movie turns into a serial killer movie about the lead actresses. All of them seem to be getting murdered. Enter in Edy Williams as the new actress.

Some mild who dunnit, lots of Edy Williams disrobing and that's about it for this movie. ... Read more

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Funny take off on Star Wars and low budget T&A!
Great for Star Wars fans! Every cute girl in the world moves to Hollywood, then an earthquake knocks the whole state into the ocean. We're left with normal looking girls. Evil Ronald Reagan type guy decides to smuggle in "pleasure droids". Han Solo-type bounty hunter played by Mark Singer has to find the "pleasure droids" before it's too late. His boss makes him work with a plain-jane droid technician girl, and their quest takes them to this Jaba The Hut guy, to this cantina with a cat-woman stripper, to an under water city. It keeps making fun of the kind of fake-chested girls in bad T&A movies, because the "pleasure droids" may be beautiful but they are dumb. The plain-jane girl is smart, and Mark Singer falls in love with her. I laughed alot at the jokes, and the space battle was pretty cool, too! ... Read more

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'Cute' movie
If you are looking for a serious movie with depth and substance, this movie is not for you. It's a fun & light hearted T'N'A movie about a girl by the name of Kim that inherits a drive-in theatre from her late grandfather. The theatre has been running in the red for a while, so what's a girl to do but enlist the help of her bodacious girlfriends and change the uniform to string bikinis. The acting is pretty bad, but this just adds to the charm of this movie. In conclusion, if you are looking for a movie that isn't too heavy, then check out this direct-to-video classic!

Good but expensive
There's a drive-in movie theater that a young woman has inherited. She wants to keep it open and the female employees wear bikinis to attract customers. There is a lot of gratuitous nudity. There is a washing scene with garden hoses and buckets and sponges that is really an Oscar winning show of bodacious bodies.

OK T&A Fare
An OK little T&A movie, with the familiar plot of girls taking off clothes to save a business. The girls are cute, and it's always great to see Michele Bauer strip off, but there are better nudie movies out there than this one.

No story, hot girls
There is no story. Only 2 erotic scenes, but the girls in the bikini's make it up. Good in it's genre

1 hot scene
As far as plot goes, its not there. But there is a scene where a couple makes love in a bed of film that is highly erotic and the fact that she earned 2 of the 3 stars I gave this film for her body may explain my fondness for this movie ... Read more