Reviews (5)

'Cute' movie
If you are looking for a serious movie with depth and substance, this movie is not for you. It's a fun & light hearted T'N'A movie about a girl by the name of Kim that inherits a drive-in theatre from her late grandfather. The theatre has been running in the red for a while, so what's a girl to do but enlist the help of her bodacious girlfriends and change the uniform to string bikinis. The acting is pretty bad, but this just adds to the charm of this movie. In conclusion, if you are looking for a movie that isn't too heavy, then check out this direct-to-video classic!

Good but expensive
There's a drive-in movie theater that a young woman has inherited. She wants to keep it open and the female employees wear bikinis to attract customers. There is a lot of gratuitous nudity. There is a washing scene with garden hoses and buckets and sponges that is really an Oscar winning show of bodacious bodies.

OK T&A Fare
An OK little T&A movie, with the familiar plot of girls taking off clothes to save a business. The girls are cute, and it's always great to see Michele Bauer strip off, but there are better nudie movies out there than this one.

No story, hot girls
There is no story. Only 2 erotic scenes, but the girls in the bikini's make it up. Good in it's genre

1 hot scene
As far as plot goes, its not there. But there is a scene where a couple makes love in a bed of film that is highly erotic and the fact that she earned 2 of the 3 stars I gave this film for her body may explain my fondness for this movie ... Read more

Reviews (6)

hi
hi im new here so far it blows im busting this popsickle stand

A great movie for people who drive crop dusters!
this movie is good and i love it the special SDPFX are awesum and the part where a guy poops out a sledge hammer was decent this is a great movie for people of all shoe size, age, gender, race, hair length, and small intestine length

I like soup
I like soup my favorite is probably chicken noodel but tomatoe is pretty adequate i guess I also like chicken broth but the way campbells makes this is yuckie and ickie gross I don't want to eat it tonight but knowing my dumb uncle scabby i will have to. Oh, well. At least I fly planes for a living.

Hello old chap!
Hello, how are you today. you know what im writing this from my new villa. That means im rich and your not so fook off.i got this house by winning the lottery...... any way about this movie. it was the worst movie it had hi-tec special defects and awsome acting from a cast of multi tallented cast. Just kidding i did not see it and dont plan to. I have never seen this book, but it sounds bad so I won't read this book so weel ya so um um-hum yes well i best be going its time for my one o' clock beating bye-bye sweet suzzy love, Chief scarpino.

This review contained spoilers not ha ha fooker

Groovy Ghoulies at bargain prices...
BIOHAZARD: THE ALIEN FORCE is a good example of how it doesn't take megabucks, 'names' or ver-the-top SFX to make a decent sci-fi feature. While clearly not "GODZILLA", BIOHAZARD is an engaging sci-fi/horror/conspiracy yarn of a laboratory-designed "living weapon" (L.U.C.I.) designed to survive ANYTHING, even nuclear war. Growing into an unstoppable BLACK LAGOON-type monster, LUCI hunts down its human 'tissue donors' while the ruthless corporation that created it hunts down any witnesses to its handiwork. (Only thing that doesn't fly is "THE ALIEN FORCE" Part, 'cause it's wholly terrestrial & manmade). Decent writing & performances in a less than $1M budget. Of course, I suppose I'm a bit biased 'cause I'm the 'male model' that gets ground into the floorboards by the beautiful sculptress! ... Read more

Reviews (19)

Looking for laughs??
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it.

Rent this sometime
Jack-O is one of those rare films that are so unbelievably devoid of ability, it's hard to imagine any human could have constructed them. However, producers Fred Olen Ray and Roger Corman are known for taking garbage to whole new dimensions.

The plot approaches total nonsense (what jumps to mind: shower scenes that appear from nowhere, along with footage seemingly cobbled in from a separate film), the characters are as obnoxious as is humanly possible, and the acting is the worst -- there is one fantastic scene at the end, where as the child is being buried by the monster, mumbles "No..." in a bored voice..

All said and done, Jack-O is quite possibly the ultimate b-movie; it goes far enough off the un-artisic scale to become art again.
It's a work of genius.

Um...Uh...Well there is some good killings!
ok, this movie has both incredibly annoying actors, and cheap effects! there is only two cool things about this movie, the kiilings are cool (but not all that original) and pumpkin jack looks cool! if you want this movie, don't pay alot of money for it, its really not worth more than $10!

Could have been better
Ok, not bad but not all the good. thats all i have to say.

Looking for Laughs?
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (my personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive, and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it. ... Read more

Reviews (5)

'Cute' movie
If you are looking for a serious movie with depth and substance, this movie is not for you. It's a fun & light hearted T'N'A movie about a girl by the name of Kim that inherits a drive-in theatre from her late grandfather. The theatre has been running in the red for a while, so what's a girl to do but enlist the help of her bodacious girlfriends and change the uniform to string bikinis. The acting is pretty bad, but this just adds to the charm of this movie. In conclusion, if you are looking for a movie that isn't too heavy, then check out this direct-to-video classic!

Good but expensive
There's a drive-in movie theater that a young woman has inherited. She wants to keep it open and the female employees wear bikinis to attract customers. There is a lot of gratuitous nudity. There is a washing scene with garden hoses and buckets and sponges that is really an Oscar winning show of bodacious bodies.

OK T&A Fare
An OK little T&A movie, with the familiar plot of girls taking off clothes to save a business. The girls are cute, and it's always great to see Michele Bauer strip off, but there are better nudie movies out there than this one.

No story, hot girls
There is no story. Only 2 erotic scenes, but the girls in the bikini's make it up. Good in it's genre

1 hot scene
As far as plot goes, its not there. But there is a scene where a couple makes love in a bed of film that is highly erotic and the fact that she earned 2 of the 3 stars I gave this film for her body may explain my fondness for this movie ... Read more

Reviews (6)

hi
hi im new here so far it blows im busting this popsickle stand

A great movie for people who drive crop dusters!
this movie is good and i love it the special SDPFX are awesum and the part where a guy poops out a sledge hammer was decent this is a great movie for people of all shoe size, age, gender, race, hair length, and small intestine length

I like soup
I like soup my favorite is probably chicken noodel but tomatoe is pretty adequate i guess I also like chicken broth but the way campbells makes this is yuckie and ickie gross I don't want to eat it tonight but knowing my dumb uncle scabby i will have to. Oh, well. At least I fly planes for a living.

Hello old chap!
Hello, how are you today. you know what im writing this from my new villa. That means im rich and your not so fook off.i got this house by winning the lottery...... any way about this movie. it was the worst movie it had hi-tec special defects and awsome acting from a cast of multi tallented cast. Just kidding i did not see it and dont plan to. I have never seen this book, but it sounds bad so I won't read this book so weel ya so um um-hum yes well i best be going its time for my one o' clock beating bye-bye sweet suzzy love, Chief scarpino.

This review contained spoilers not ha ha fooker

Groovy Ghoulies at bargain prices...
BIOHAZARD: THE ALIEN FORCE is a good example of how it doesn't take megabucks, 'names' or ver-the-top SFX to make a decent sci-fi feature. While clearly not "GODZILLA", BIOHAZARD is an engaging sci-fi/horror/conspiracy yarn of a laboratory-designed "living weapon" (L.U.C.I.) designed to survive ANYTHING, even nuclear war. Growing into an unstoppable BLACK LAGOON-type monster, LUCI hunts down its human 'tissue donors' while the ruthless corporation that created it hunts down any witnesses to its handiwork. (Only thing that doesn't fly is "THE ALIEN FORCE" Part, 'cause it's wholly terrestrial & manmade). Decent writing & performances in a less than $1M budget. Of course, I suppose I'm a bit biased 'cause I'm the 'male model' that gets ground into the floorboards by the beautiful sculptress! ... Read more

Reviews (4)

Death Mask 2002
Loved this movie, when will a sequel come out? You gotta love circus/horror movies. Linnea looks great in this. You gotta see it!

death mask
Please note that this is the wrong video! The review description relates to a martial arts movie starring Ti Lung; however, when I received the video, it's a horror/B-grade movie and I had to return it to Amazon. I am still waiting my refund by the way! The title is wrong; it should have been called "Death Mask of the Ninja," not "Death Mask" alone.

We Have Hurt So Many People With Our Gung Fu
This is one of my favorite kung fu movies and it ranks up there with Swordsman 2 in my eyes. The dubbing is really cheesy and adds a lot to the fun. This movie is about two brothers separated at birth to protect them from the evil Ninth Prince who killed their father to steal the throne. One brother grows up under the thumb of the Ninth Prince and secretly learns kung fu, but his skills are not enough to defeath the Ninth Prince. The other brother, who is presumed dead, was dropped off at a small courtyard inhabited by the three Holy Fools. They are being punished for hurting too many people with their kung fu and are not allowed to leave the compound. They agree to raise Tou Heng. They end up teaching him their powerful form of martial arts without him even knowing it. This movie has some of the most best fight choreography I have seen in any movie! This is a MUST SEE for any kung fu fan. In fact, buy two in case one wears out.

Ir's a great one Definetly
You must see i ... Read more

Reviews (19)

Looking for laughs??
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it.

Rent this sometime
Jack-O is one of those rare films that are so unbelievably devoid of ability, it's hard to imagine any human could have constructed them. However, producers Fred Olen Ray and Roger Corman are known for taking garbage to whole new dimensions.

The plot approaches total nonsense (what jumps to mind: shower scenes that appear from nowhere, along with footage seemingly cobbled in from a separate film), the characters are as obnoxious as is humanly possible, and the acting is the worst -- there is one fantastic scene at the end, where as the child is being buried by the monster, mumbles "No..." in a bored voice..

All said and done, Jack-O is quite possibly the ultimate b-movie; it goes far enough off the un-artisic scale to become art again.
It's a work of genius.

Um...Uh...Well there is some good killings!
ok, this movie has both incredibly annoying actors, and cheap effects! there is only two cool things about this movie, the kiilings are cool (but not all that original) and pumpkin jack looks cool! if you want this movie, don't pay alot of money for it, its really not worth more than $10!

Could have been better
Ok, not bad but not all the good. thats all i have to say.

Looking for Laughs?
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (my personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive, and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it. ... Read more

Reviews (19)

Looking for laughs??
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it.

Rent this sometime
Jack-O is one of those rare films that are so unbelievably devoid of ability, it's hard to imagine any human could have constructed them. However, producers Fred Olen Ray and Roger Corman are known for taking garbage to whole new dimensions.

The plot approaches total nonsense (what jumps to mind: shower scenes that appear from nowhere, along with footage seemingly cobbled in from a separate film), the characters are as obnoxious as is humanly possible, and the acting is the worst -- there is one fantastic scene at the end, where as the child is being buried by the monster, mumbles "No..." in a bored voice..

All said and done, Jack-O is quite possibly the ultimate b-movie; it goes far enough off the un-artisic scale to become art again.
It's a work of genius.

Um...Uh...Well there is some good killings!
ok, this movie has both incredibly annoying actors, and cheap effects! there is only two cool things about this movie, the kiilings are cool (but not all that original) and pumpkin jack looks cool! if you want this movie, don't pay alot of money for it, its really not worth more than $10!

Could have been better
Ok, not bad but not all the good. thats all i have to say.

Looking for Laughs?
A while back, my friend and I went to get a horror film of ghetto proportions, and found this gem in our local video store. We could not have been more delighted! This movie is the absolute best to make fun of, and just have a good clean laugh at! The acting is quite possibly worse than an elementary Christmas show (my personal favorites from the film: The pure "terror" in the little boy's voice when he is being buried alive, and the Oscar worthy acting skills of the wife of the man in old times who goes off to kill Jack-O). The producers of this movie blew their budget on the opening lightening sequence, making the other effects laughably fake. If you're looking for a scary, quality horror movie, keep moving on. But if you want to have some good fun laughing at and making fun of a movie so bad that the participants must hang their heads in shame to know it resides on their resumes? You have found it. ... Read more