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where's the DVD?
will everyone please stop with the crazyness? I'm gonna wait for the DVD to come out and forget all this sausage obsession ever happened.

Good watching, but NO SAUSAGES!
This is an entertaining little video, but based on reviews I read for it, I expected to see the skit with the suasages. But alas, I was disappointed. No sausages here.

funny; but a poor value
The other reviews are correct; the Kids in the Hall are great (and are quite relevant to Sausage lovers). This video, however, contains only two episodes and as such, is of questionable value.

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BEARDED LADY IS HOT
YOU CANNOT RESIST THIS VIDEO BEARDED LADY MADE ME POOP MY PANTS SHE IS TOO HOT. I HAVE HER HOME ADDRESS IT'S DARLINGTON PLACE LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. I HEARD CHICKEN LADY IS NO LONGER IN HER LIFE. DROP ME A LINE CLUBS/BEARDEDLADIES. HAPPY BDAY DAVE! ... Read more

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"You look like your picture" "Im Sorry To Hear that"
One of the stupidest yet funniest movies i ever watched in my entire life. The acting, the music, and the comments (see example of my review title) are so bad that they end up being hilarious!! It's too bad this movie isn't out on DVD (I wonder why) because I would have bought it directly. If you're looking for a movie to watch with some friends and have a good time laughing, this movie is definitly one of the best, and it's price is very affordable :D
Two thumbs up!

A really cheesy movie!!!!!
I loved this movie on some many levels, the badness, the cheesiness, the bad acting, the horrible script, even the cover is stupid. I couldn`t believe what I was watching the first time I saw it. It was beyond bad. It`s something you have to see to believe.

Even Martial Arts Movies have to make sense.
THIS FILM MAYBE MIGHT OF HAD A FIGHTING CHANCE IF THEY HAD CASTED MAYBE STEVEN SEAGAL OR WESLEY SNIPES IN THE LEADS INSTEAD OF THESE TWO MORONS WHO CAN`T ACT AND HAVE ABSOLUTY NO CHEMISTY. SO BAD IS THIS FILM IT MAKES JEAN CLUDDE VAN DAMME & HIS FILMS MILESTONES IN THE GENRE. THE INEPT STORYLINE SURRONDS TWO DEA AGENTS AND A TORONTO COP WHO INVESTIGATE AND INFLATRATE A CRIMELORD`S DOMAIN, AND WHAT`S THE WORST PART IN THIS FILM IS PRISCELLA BARNES FROM `THREE`S COMPANY FAME AS JALERL MERHI`S

LOVE INTREST IT`S NO WONDER SHE HASN`T BEEN ABLE TO GET ANY GOOD ACTING ROLES WITH HER INABILLTY TO A DELEIVER A REAL GENUINE PERFORMANCE. BILLY BLANKS IS BETTER OFF MAKING MONEY WITH HIS TAE BO EXERCISES THAN AN ACTING CARRER IN HOLLYWOOD. WANT TO SEE A GOOD MARTIAL ARTS FILM SEE ENTER THE DRAGON(1973)OR EVEN BLOODSPORT(1988)

The worst film since, well, ever.
Ed Wood could have done a better job of directing this film than Michael. This is the worst film I have ever seen. I'd rather bang my head against a brick wall than have to watch this movie again! ... Read more

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about the movie hard evidence......
Kira Reed in this movie is acting as a sex FBI/police officer and there are some sex scenes inside(to those whom are interested in this genre of erotic natural arts). The story is about Kira solving a FBI/police case.(I do not want to elaborate further to spoil the whole interest in the movie). This movie is longer in production BUT happen to saw it at the british web store called Bensonsworld.co.uk. This movie is worth for those whom like to collect. A good recommended collection for this movie.

Watch only if you're a Gregory Harrison fan!
Gregory Harrison stars as Trent Turner, a man who has everything, good business, his best friend is his partner, beautiful wife who no doubt wants to keep her figure even after being married for 17 years they have no kids and to top it off he is even cheating on his wife. After plunging Deena, his mistress a few times she asks him to join her on a vacation to Vancouver. So for 4 days he leaves with her and is totally infatuated with her until he finds out that she isn't what she claims to be and even after finding out what she does for a living he helps her and ends up in trouble himself by killing a DEA agent and leaving the gun with Deena. When he comes back home to his wife he gets a call from Deena's employer Mr. Dietrich, who wants money for the gun. Trent decides to investigate, which leads him into more trouble. Now Trent has to come clean without getting caught by the police, who are after him because Deena gets killed and his clothes are found at her house. Why didn't i like this movie? The storyline was great at the beginning, 5 minutes later it just got dull and then came the sex scenes that were very strange I mean they didn't even bother to edit it properly so you basically see two grown people dressed and having sex several times for the first 30 minutes of the film. Then came the murder, then came the blackmail and then came the "who is behind it" plot which was silly and again the only reason to watch this movie is Gregory.

sucker
this movie suffers from an extremly bad director, it is poorly casted and the story as predictable as the eclipse of the sun.

the only thing which kept me awake was the always reliable joan severance, struggling hard against the "below average" in almost every part of this flick.

unless you really go for joanie, save your money and your time.

Twisted mystery noir like "Presumed Innocent".
This twisted mystery-noir out rented Julia Roberts' "Something To Talk About" when both flicks were released the same week! Critics have compared it to "Presumed Innocent". When married Gregory Harrison goes on a business trip with his mistress, he ends up killing a DEA Agent. Now he must cover up the affair, to cover up the crime. When blackmailers strike, he must come clean to the one person he can trust - wife Joan Severance - in order to survive! ... Read more

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Fine Robin Hood Fun
This is a modern Robin Hood film starring Devon Sawa (Idle Hands, Final Destonation), Josh Jackson(Cruel Intentions and T.V.'s Dawson's Creek), and Sarah Chalke(T.V.'s Roseanne). Robin (Sawa) is a computer wiz and archery champ, and steals money from large corperations and deposits it into accounts for the poor on his computer.There is some archery rivelry with classmate Jackson and romance between Robin and Marion(Chalke). With a beautiful setting(Seattle, WA), there is also the fact that Robin's family live on a horse farm, for all you horse lovers!A thouroughly enjoyable movie, teens will especially like it.

AWESOME!
This movie is one of the best I have ever seen. i started watching it during the middle of the show while it was on tv and have been looking for it ever since. devon sawa was really cute in this movie in a boyish way. it's a retelling of robin hood, instead of actually stealing, Robin McCallister does it over the computer. he has two close friends, John Little and Will Scarlett. his girlfriends name is Marion and his enemies are John Prince and Sergeant Nottinghamm. i think this movie was REALLY good, and i suggest that you buy it and see for yourself

GREAT FAMILY MOVIE!!!
This is a great children/family movie that I grew up watching. This film has a wide variety of aspects that children love to watch. The main character, Robin McCallister (Devon Sawa), becomes an unlikely hero when he uses his computer savy skills to annonomously finance the surgery bills for a young boy yopu was injured in a fire. Of course he can't pay for the bill out of his own pocket so he "borrows" the money from the rich father of a bully at his school. the movie has many twists and turns and is very enjoyable to watch. I could definitly recommend this movie for anyone.

robin of excellance
If you love Devon Sawa & Joshua Jackson then you'll love this movie.It's not only the hip new virsion of the story of robinhood, but the acting is great too.Watch this movie you'll love it !!!!

Great
I love this movie it's one of Devon's best movies I thought. Now if i could only find this movie i'd buy it in a heart beat! this is such a good movie i hope all of you enjoy this movie as much as i did! ... Read more

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Who's the cutest boy on death row? That's the burning question asked by five giggling teenage girls hanging out in a bedroom with a handful of black-and-white mug shots spread out on the floor. Thing is, all the girls are played by middle-aged men; they all appear in the photos; and their imitation of a peculiarly thoughtless kind of sexual obsession among adolescents provides a weird thrill of recognition as well as a chuckle over its outdated excessiveness. But that's the m.o. of the Kids in the Hall: to mock stereotypes at the same time as they perfectly inhabit them.

The Canadian comedy troupe had a TV show from 1989 to 1995 on both HBO and the CBC. Four complete and unedited early episodes are collected on The Best of the Kids in the Hall. They all follow the same format--a short skit to get viewers' attention (such as "It's a Fact: My Uncle Tony Can Spit Real Far") followed by longer skits, some with continuing characters, punctuated by instrumental breaks (courtesy of the band Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet) and monologues by the various cast members: Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson.

The video introduces a number of familiar KITH personages: the Headcrusher, a lonely man who lurks in public places and pretends to squash people's heads between his thumb and forefinger; the Chicken Lady, a mutant who likes male escorts; Cabbagehead, a cigar-smoking sexist pig who tries to get laid by means of pity over his deformity; Buddy Cole, the cigarette-smoking, martini-swilling, lisping barfly whose homocentric monologues make queens scream. But perhaps the funniest (and longest) of the skits involves the retelling of scenes from an Italian movie starring Francesca Fiore and Bruno Puntz Jones, whose bad accents--and eventual invasion of the bar where the retelling takes place--epitomize the perfect blend of the clever and the chaotic that only the Kids in the Hall can pull off. --Robert Burns Neveldine ... Read more

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i didn't see cancer boy or'' i spread for no roses''
a great collection of skits. kids in the hall is my favorite T.V. show,but in the best of the kids in the hall i didn't see cancer boy or the ''i don't spread for no roses''. it was sill great. Deafinatilly worth the money. i laughed so hard the first time i saw it. i think i want to watch it again right now .i own the video, and their first movie:Kids in the Hall BRAIN CANDY. YOU should buy that one too.

Sketch Comedy Excellence
It kind of makes me mad that people dare to compare Kids in the Hall to the innanely stupid show Monty Python. Now the comedy troup Kids in the Hall were always willing to come up with some off-the-wall, gender bending skits, but they never went to the idiotic lengths that Monty Python did.

The Kids in the Hall have made me laugh more times than I can count. Now you would never know what to expect from a KITH sketch. There was no set formula on how every sketch was performed; it was different almost every time. Every Kid definitely had their moments like Kevin McDonald when he played a guy whose life was saved by junk mail. Dave Foley as the evil Heccubus. Who could forget Scott Thompson's character Buddy Cole, the stereotypically gay bartender. Bruce McCulloch probably had the most memorable parts out of anyone. Such as the kid Gavin, the intimidating ski masked squash player The Eradicator. My favorite Kid of all would have to be Mark McKinney. The sketch where he played Mississippi Gary is just pure television gold.

I have never seen this video, but I'm sure it's great as all things Kids in the Hall related are. What they need to do is release every episode on DVD. Now that would rule!

Second only to Godliness. (Is 'Godliness' a word?)
I'm in loooove, I'm in loooove, I'm in loooooooooooooooooove...

If you get this tape, you will NOT be dissapointed. It doesn't matter if you're Indonesian, Australian, Alaskan or... yes... even Canadian. It doesn't matter if you have a missing limb, or if you keep getting that disturbingly off-color toenail fungus. You WILL enjoy this tape. You WILL. .... Really. You will.

heheheee... btw, I love the fact that so many people who commented on this product are Canadian. ^_^ GO CANADA!!

BUY THIS TAPE!! You'll like it. YOU WILL. *_*

kids in the hall
i love the kids in the hall and have been a huge fan from the first time i saw them. this movie, which is great!! is still missing some characters: sizzler sisters, belini, mr heavyfoot, kathy, flying pig, helens, axe murder, gunfighter, steps, 45 year old guy, gord, tammy, street singers, armada, cabbie, and that's just a few not including other skits without normal characters. but it is still great, it's still kids in the hall and i've never seen a bad sketch.

If you don't love KITH, you are *clearly insane*!
I'm crushing your head!!! You're a flat head! Oh...sorry...just a little KITH instinct welling up there. Anyway, The Kids are the smartest, funniest, most provocative skit troupe ever (Yes, Monty Python was awesome to) If you don't find it funny you are just...what's the word...different...not funny...oh never mind, it makes me mad just thinking about it! How could anyone NOT love The Kids? Dave, so cute, dark, sarcastic. Mark, so talented, hot, intelligent. Bruce, so athletic, musical, wise. Scott, so open, adorable, new. And Kevin so...so...Kevin! Anyway, great movie, buy now. KITH rules! ... Read more

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great comedy¿ poor value¿
The other reviews are absolutely correct; the Kids in the Hall are astounding. This video, however, contains only two episodes and as such, is of questionable value. If you are a diehard fan and feel you MUST own KIDH merchandise I can certainly recommend this video - otherwise, I discourage the purchase of this video.

IluvKITH
even though im only 12 i totally understand KITH though there are some skits that are not suitable for my age but thats understandable these guys are adults but anyway this movie is really funny its a good buy

KITH is the best
anything the kids in the hall do is excellent this is my favorite season where i thought they were the best.This video is great and its definetly a good buy

You Do Or You Don't
The Kids In The Hall are most definately an acquired taste. These zany guys from Canada do a lot of things--satire, gross out jokes, gay jokes, slapstick, sarcasm, parody--to get a laugh. When these episodes first appeared on cable, reviews weren't kind, but as time went on, they gained critical praise.

evil reins sir simon milligan
i haven't seen this movie yet but kids in the hall is the best show ever! and i love the 1992 episodes thew most cause they all look so hot in the beginning (by the pool) and bruce is my fave also if you like kids in the hall you should watch dog park too (bruce directed and had a good part in the movie). must see movies -kids in the hall (best of, 3&4,) kids in the hall brian candy, and dick (though its not as good of a movie as i expected)..................................... bruce and his plaid shirt he wears so often -(my quote)- ... Read more

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DISAPPOINTING MIX OF CRIME, REINCARNATION, AND SWORDFIGHTING
Alright, not many people would expect much from such a movie starring Lorenxo Lamas in the first place. If that's how you feel this isn't disappointing at all.

The story is some cobbled-together hokum about a cop who has dreams about a swordfight in togas, wins fencing tournaments, and can see through the eyes of a dead person the last seconds of his life by touching his blood. A series of sword-inflicted murders leads our hero to investigate an underground fencing tournament where wealthy people dressed in black bet discreetly. There's also something in there about the sword of Alexander the Great in a museum, the boss of this fencing ring believing he is the reincarnation of Alexander, and a beautiful female museum researcher (the hero's love interest).

The crime story follows all of the psychic/undercover cop cliches (the skeptical chief, the partner who gets murdered, the shrink who tries to help him, the villain who senses his gift, infiltrating the ring and gaining the trust of the boss, etc.), giving no real surprises and by the end the payoff twist is kind of confusing, yet ho-hum.

The swordfighting is taken seriously. In a moody, darkly atmospheric, basement-like setting, a tuxedo-clad announcer describes how guns are toys and fists are for brutes but only swords are for gentlemen. Most of the combat is with rapiers, but there is also some sabre and broadsword fighting. The moves and speed of the fights look convincing and Lorenzo's martial arts skill gets a decent workout.

It's really not worth saying much more about this film. The fights are decent, the rest is pretty lame. The "sword of Alexander" in the film is actually based on a medieval sword, not ancient greek, and the sword that fights against it in the dream/flashbacks is a Viking sword. The sword on the box (which it based on the traditional "sword of Charlemagne") never appears in the movie. This movie is followed by a sequel:"Swordsman II: Gladiator Cop" See my review for it there. ... Read more

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Life has been idyllic for Jo March.Happily married, she has been overseeing the rough-and-tumble atmosphere of Plumfield, a boarding school for boys in rural Massachusetts.Then her charmed world explodes around her and she finds herself scrambling to keep some part of her dream alive.In an uphill battle for a woman alone, Jo must call on all the courage, boldness and daring of her youth to keep Plumfield going...and to survive.Out of desperation, she turns to an unlikely source of help - with no idea of the surprising impact it will have on the school, the boys of Plumfield and her own life. ... Read more

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One of the Best Family-Oriented Series
I watched "Little Men" for 2 years on PAX TV when it originally aired and fell in love with this delightful, heartwarming family drama. Safe for the entire family to enjoy, "Little Men" will warm your heart with valuable lessons, charming anectdotes, and a house of boys and girls tumbling through life's many adventures.

In addition to the rambunctions children of the series, is the burgeoning relationship between Jo Bhaer and the new caretaker of Plumfield, Nick Riley. After the unexpected death of her husband Fritz, (which may alarm many L.M. Alcott fans) Jo finds herself torn between her past and her future. The addition of Nick Riley to the story-line, though a major change in the original plot of the novel, is pivotal to the series. He adds the charm, roughness, and tenderness of a man wrestling with his own past as he quickly falls in love with a woman of strength and courage unlike any he has ever known.

Anyone who purchases this series on DVD (the first 2 include the first 4 episodes) will undoubtedly enjoy it....

A treasure for the whole family
This series was based upon the classic Louisa May Alcott book "Little Men". Although it does move away from the book in certain ways, the series still brings the charm of Alcott's novel to the small screen. The scripts are well written, the acting superb, and the stories are timeless. This DVD, containing the first 4 episodes of the series, will be something to treasure and which can be shared with children and adults alike for many years to come.

I loved the book but the movie......
They killed off Joe's husband so she could have a romance? Oh sure no problem.NOT! Also I missed Meg's kids being in the story.Oh yeah and Joe's other son. The acting wasnt the best either. If you are looking for a movie that will bring the book you read to life do not count on this movie.

An Outstanding Release That Leaves You Wanting More
I can't say enough about this series that unfortunately ran for only 2 seasons. I recently bought the two DVD set of the first 4 episodes, and the picture & sound quality are excellent. Sorry, but I'm dying to say this - Spencer Rochfort's (Nick) eyes are incredible! This series is well acted with good stories appropriate for the whole family. Although it is an extention of LM Alcott's work and includes invented characters such as Nick, the romantic interest for Jo, it seems realistic and in keeping with the flavour that Miss Alcott was trying to portray through her writings. The romance between them is very sweet and is in no way "over the top". It isn't one of those productions that leaves purists such as myself feeling betrayed by the presentation of the story or characters, and now I wouldn't want to be without those new characters! My favourite actors are Trevor Blumas who plays Nat and Robin Dunne as Franz Bhaer. The DVD includes bios of some of the characters and also there are extra features for those who have a DVD-ROM. It is interesting to note that one of the executive producers, Carl Binder, (who also produced Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman for 3 years), is Canadian as well as most of the actors/actresses. It seems to be a joint production between Canada and the United States. It is very much in the flavour of other outstanding Canadian productions such as Road to Avonlea by Sullivan Entertainment. Those of you who like those shows will definitely like this as well. I was also amazed when reading the bios, how much the teenagers have in common with one another in real life. They are a very athletic and musical group of individuals. Together they made an excellent team in this outstanding family show. My biggest disappointment of course is that there are not more episodes available on DVD. I'm presently ordering copies of this release for my friends. I am hoping that since this DVD was just released last year (2003) there is still a chance that they will release the rest. I hope the producers are reading this!! Also it would be good if any future releases were closed captioned or subtitled for the hard of hearing, as these were not included in this edition.

Family Entertainment at it's Best
I agree with the other reviews. This is a great family series. I happened across it on PAX before I received my Dish network. I was only able to get poor reception and it was on the weekends so I rarely was able to see it. When I came across the DVD, I couldn't wait to order it. I then shared it with other family members and they all thoroughly enjoyed it. From the youngest to the oldest, brothers, sisters, cousins, nephews, neices they all wanted to get the DVD and are begging for more.

The only thing that could be better than this DVD is the release of the whole series on DVD. Hurry, the sooner, the better. ... Read more