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1. Crack House
Director: Michael Fischa
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Average Customer Review: 2.33 out of 5 stars
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5-0 out of 5 stars BT
I saw this movie and it was horrible, but the spell of the plot kept you watching no matter how much you wanted to turn. they have picked a perfect title for this movie because one glimpse of this flick, you are hooked. The movie, itself is only two stars,but the way they keep you in the movie gives it a five.

1-0 out of 5 stars So horrible it's funny
I saw this movie late at night at a friend's house. Imagine every single stereotype about drugs you've ever heard wrapped up into a low-budget flick. This is that movie. It's so bad it's hillarious. The lingo is great, too. This movie has great kitsch value, and would be a great thing to watch while you're sitting around with your friends, smoking a blunt or drinking. It's definitely entertaining, but only because it's so bad.

1-0 out of 5 stars So bad I can't stop watching.
Have you ever seen a movie so sorry that you actually get a kick out of watching it over and over? Well that's what you get with this one. There was no real plot and many of the sequences were so stupid they were almost unreal. How can the police buy drugs from a crack house, letting them know what's going on, yet they can't bust in until the exchange is made with the supplier? Ahhhh Hollywood. Dialogue? Forget it. Take away the F word and half the script is gone. Feminists would have a field day with the misogyny in this film, with scenes like Annie being raped, Melissa being pushed into a scalding shower naked and when BT takes advantage of a drug dazed Melissa. In spite of it I find myself watching it again and again for kicks, like video junk food. ... Read more


2. Death Spa
Director: Michael Fischa
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Sales Rank: 21115
Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars
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5-0 out of 5 stars The greatest comedy of all time....
Just look at the title...LOOK AT IT!!! You know this isn't really a horror movie. And when the movie opens with a sign for the "Starbody Health Spa" shorting out so that the only letters lighting up spell "______d_ _ea_th Spa", you know you're in for a comedic treat. Featuring the man who's chest spurts forth cherry kool-aid, the incredible melting woman, the hand eating blender, the ever amazing disappearing/reappearing hand trick, and a wonderful cameo by the overhead microphone. This movie never ceases in the laughter department (unfortunately, I don't think they intended it that way) And don't believe all the hype about the gore, which is very humorous (but alas, not good) nor the sex (Nudity is not sex!)...the only real star of this movie is the attack of the frozen fish! The greatest part of the entire movie. Pure hillarity! Here's our little canundrum...how does a ghost that takes control of the main computer at a spa (which can I guess concievably control an exercise machine and a blender) assume control of a frozen fish and have it attack the throat of a man? Don't over-analyze this...just watch it and laugh. The funniest, non-humorous movie of all time. Grab your popcorn and enjoy. VIVA LA DEATH SPA FISH!!!!

5-0 out of 5 stars Not Rated -- But Look Out !!
This exemplary horror movie, about the dead wife of a health-spa owner who makes things unbearable for him and his clients, was not rated -- but it should have been R for gore and nudity. A FABULOUS film... lots of horror/gore and scares. Don't miss it.

5-0 out of 5 stars Totally Awsome!
I didn't think it possible for a movie to be made this well. The cinematography and editing are amazing. And talk about realistic... WOW! Not only the best horror movie of all time, but the best movie of all time. The only downside is that it's so well done that no other movie can compare. Sadly, I will never enjoy another movie as much as this one.

5-0 out of 5 stars Genius
If you've seen the cover of the movie and you still need to know more about it before seeing it, it's not for you.

1-0 out of 5 stars Godawful
I got sucked into this mess from seeing the trailer some time ago. From the trailer I at least expected a real shocker--the gore goes by so quickly you couldn't even enjoy it. The only shocking thing was how tame and just downright stupid the whole thing was from beginning to end. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS ONE! ... Read more


3. My Mom's a Werewolf
Director: Michael Fischa
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Asin: 6305538298
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Sales Rank: 112243
Average Customer Review: 3.75 out of 5 stars
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Reviews (4)

3-0 out of 5 stars Comedy Werewolf Movies- Never Go Wrong
Well I have to say that this was a typical 80's movie. And that doesn't make it bad, that makes it very good. The acting could've been better but it was pretty good for a non all star cast. If you like a comedic twist on horror, then this movie is for you.

3-0 out of 5 stars Poor neglected housewife Susan Blakely becomes a werewolf
"My Mom's a Werewolf" is one of those films where you think somebody came up with the title and they were into production before there was actually a script. The 1989 film is not an offensive horror comedy, but it is not especially good. Susan Blakely, thirteen years after she was the female lead on "Rich Man, Poor Man," plays Leslie Shaber, a typical suburban houseful who is pretty much ignored by her less than loving family. Then one day she goes out to buy a new collar for the family dog but ends up in bed with Harry Thropen (John Saxon), a weird guy (I mentioned John Saxon played him, right?) who owns a pet shop. During their little romp Harry bits Leslie on the toe...

Now, stop for a moment and try to anticipate where this story is going. If you are thinking anything along the lines of "Teen Wolf," or a comparable horror comedy where being a monster turns out to be a good thing, this is not what writer Mark Pirro and director Michael Fischa come up with for their little film. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary), finds out mom's little secret when the hair, the fangs, and the craving for raw meat becomes rather obvious. But it turns out the transformation is not yet complete and Jennifer tries to save her mom from having to go live happily ever after with good old Harry (Harry, get it? The werewolf's name is "Harry").

At least "My Mom's a Werewolf" acknowledges that it is going for the yucks. All of the characters are overblown stereotypes and at one point it dawned on me that if this film had been made a decade later it might have been a direct to MST3K film. In addition to Blakely the cast as John Schuck ("MacMillan and Wife") as the husband, Ruth Buzzi ("Laugh-In") as Madame Gypsy, and Marcia Wallace ("The Bob Newhart Show") as Peggy, all of whom are other former familiar faces from television who have to be wondering what happened to their careers. Actually, Blakely's performance is the best of the bunch and there is something rather sad that this particular injury is added to the insult of her home life.

4-0 out of 5 stars A Werewolf Movie That Will Have You Laughing!
This is one of those werewolf films that's more comedy than anything else. Leslie, (Susan Blakley) gets bitten by pet store owner Harry (John Saxon) who is in need of a wife to keep the werewolf legacy alive. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary) follows her mother to the pet store (thinking she's having an affair with another man) and watches thru a backdoor window as Harry seduces and bites her mother. Jennifer then turns to her best friend Stacey (who's a monster comic fanatic) and Madame Gypsy (Ruth Buzzi)to help rid her mother of this curse. Leslie begins to grow fangs and sees more hair than usual on her arms and legs and things get pretty "hairy" after awhile. Jennifer's Halloween party is a riot with Leslie covered in long hair, fangs, etc. while all along the party goers think she's made up for Halloween. Finally, seeing as though holy water, crosses and garlic don't work on the werewolf, a knife made of silver does the trick in an all out fight between daughter, mother and werewolf in the bedroom. Saxon is stabbed by the silver knife and Leslie is rid of the curse. Again, this is a funny movie and even kids will enjoy it.

5-0 out of 5 stars CUTE WEREWOLF SPOOF
I normally hate horror spoofs, but this movie made me laugh. The suspence is great and the plot does not get off the subject like most spoofs. This movie can be viewed by the whole family (YES, EVEN THE KIDS CAN SEE IT), because there is no nudity or bad language. Buy it today! ... Read more


4. Delta Heat
Director: Michael Fischa
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Asin: 6304601794
Catlog: Video
Sales Rank: 45334
Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars
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In this obscure 1992 thriller, Anthony Edwards plays Los Angeles detective Mike Bishop, whose partner has his heart ripped out by an unknown killer after he tracks shipments of a designer drug to New Orleans; this morbid m.o. fits that of a local drug kingpin who supposedly died years earlier. Upon his arrival in the Big Easy, Bishop convinces a retired cop (Lance Henriksen) who worked the original case to assist him, much to the chagrin of local law enforcement, who would rather leave the case closed. Together, the unlikely twosome take on not only suspicious locals and antagonistic cops but each other as they learn to work together. Director Michael Fischa takes the conventions in Sam A. Scribner's script--the fish-out-of-water concept, regional police resentful of the outsider invading their space, the seductive daughter of a suspected villain--and plays them without major contrivances thanks to the enthusiastic performances from Edwards and Henriksen. Despite his initial awkwardness in the role, it's fun to watch Edwards play the prissy, image-conscious L.A. cop who literally gets down and dirty as he learns harsh survival lessons in the swamps and back roads of New Orleans. There's definitely a low-budget feel to this movie, but the ultimate ending keeps you guessing. --Bryan Reesman ... Read more

Reviews (5)

5-0 out of 5 stars The best unheard of movie
This movie grows on you. I've seen it several times and I'm always glued to the screen. If you like New Orleans as much as I do, you'll love this movie for the location alone. It's a good fun movie.

5-0 out of 5 stars Henriksen, Edwards: Let the fun begin
Get ready for fun and action as Lance Henriksen (Stone Cold) and Anthony Edwards (ER) take on a New Orlean's drug ring. Looking mismatched in the beginning since Edwards plays a cop from LA and Henriksen the bayou, you think nothing in common. But they team up together, Edwards being a good sport about the mishaps and Henriksen being the crazy cajun with an attitude, and wreak havoc where ever they go. It's great fun and a chance to see each of them stretch their talents. No disappointment here.

3-0 out of 5 stars A little gem
On the face of it Delta Heat seems sort of weak, but once you get past a silly plotline, you'll find that it's a lot of fun. A cop from L.A. is murdered while working undercover in New Orleans. His partner (Anthony Edwards) arrives and launches an investigation, and along the way is partnered with a former N.O. cop named Jackson Rivers (Lance Henriksen). Once the two click, the story really takes on some life, and the byplay between them will have you grinning.

The feel of the film is absolutely Nawlins and the peripheral characters nearly steal the show. Nearly. I doubt anyone could wrest this film away from Henriksen, especially after the scene where he gets caught on the doorjamb. What am I talking about? You'll see.

If you like your cop flicks with some tartly comedic overtones, and you don't take it all too seriously, you'll probably like Delta Heat.

5-0 out of 5 stars Great, Grade B Movie
This is one of those little known movies that turns out to be really good, especially if you love the backdrop of New Orleans. It's lots of fun. Give this one a try. You won't be sorry

5-0 out of 5 stars A fun and goofy action flick
For those of you waiting for the dream-team of Anthony Edwards and Lance Henriksen, here it is! This a surprisingly decent low-budget action flick that works because Edwards and Henriksen make such a great buddy team. Edwards plays a slick LA cop and Henriksen plays a Louisiana swamprat ex-cop who track a voodoo killer in New Orleans. Give a try, you won't be disappointed. ... Read more


5. My Mom's a Werewolf
Director: Michael Fischa
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Asin: 6303946917
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Sales Rank: 65570
Average Customer Review: 3.75 out of 5 stars
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3-0 out of 5 stars Comedy Werewolf Movies- Never Go Wrong
Well I have to say that this was a typical 80's movie. And that doesn't make it bad, that makes it very good. The acting could've been better but it was pretty good for a non all star cast. If you like a comedic twist on horror, then this movie is for you.

3-0 out of 5 stars Poor neglected housewife Susan Blakely becomes a werewolf
"My Mom's a Werewolf" is one of those films where you think somebody came up with the title and they were into production before there was actually a script. The 1989 film is not an offensive horror comedy, but it is not especially good. Susan Blakely, thirteen years after she was the female lead on "Rich Man, Poor Man," plays Leslie Shaber, a typical suburban houseful who is pretty much ignored by her less than loving family. Then one day she goes out to buy a new collar for the family dog but ends up in bed with Harry Thropen (John Saxon), a weird guy (I mentioned John Saxon played him, right?) who owns a pet shop. During their little romp Harry bits Leslie on the toe...

Now, stop for a moment and try to anticipate where this story is going. If you are thinking anything along the lines of "Teen Wolf," or a comparable horror comedy where being a monster turns out to be a good thing, this is not what writer Mark Pirro and director Michael Fischa come up with for their little film. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary), finds out mom's little secret when the hair, the fangs, and the craving for raw meat becomes rather obvious. But it turns out the transformation is not yet complete and Jennifer tries to save her mom from having to go live happily ever after with good old Harry (Harry, get it? The werewolf's name is "Harry").

At least "My Mom's a Werewolf" acknowledges that it is going for the yucks. All of the characters are overblown stereotypes and at one point it dawned on me that if this film had been made a decade later it might have been a direct to MST3K film. In addition to Blakely the cast as John Schuck ("MacMillan and Wife") as the husband, Ruth Buzzi ("Laugh-In") as Madame Gypsy, and Marcia Wallace ("The Bob Newhart Show") as Peggy, all of whom are other former familiar faces from television who have to be wondering what happened to their careers. Actually, Blakely's performance is the best of the bunch and there is something rather sad that this particular injury is added to the insult of her home life.

4-0 out of 5 stars A Werewolf Movie That Will Have You Laughing!
This is one of those werewolf films that's more comedy than anything else. Leslie, (Susan Blakley) gets bitten by pet store owner Harry (John Saxon) who is in need of a wife to keep the werewolf legacy alive. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary) follows her mother to the pet store (thinking she's having an affair with another man) and watches thru a backdoor window as Harry seduces and bites her mother. Jennifer then turns to her best friend Stacey (who's a monster comic fanatic) and Madame Gypsy (Ruth Buzzi)to help rid her mother of this curse. Leslie begins to grow fangs and sees more hair than usual on her arms and legs and things get pretty "hairy" after awhile. Jennifer's Halloween party is a riot with Leslie covered in long hair, fangs, etc. while all along the party goers think she's made up for Halloween. Finally, seeing as though holy water, crosses and garlic don't work on the werewolf, a knife made of silver does the trick in an all out fight between daughter, mother and werewolf in the bedroom. Saxon is stabbed by the silver knife and Leslie is rid of the curse. Again, this is a funny movie and even kids will enjoy it.

5-0 out of 5 stars CUTE WEREWOLF SPOOF
I normally hate horror spoofs, but this movie made me laugh. The suspence is great and the plot does not get off the subject like most spoofs. This movie can be viewed by the whole family (YES, EVEN THE KIDS CAN SEE IT), because there is no nudity or bad language. Buy it today! ... Read more


6. My Mom's a Werewolf
Director: Michael Fischa
list price: $9.98
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Asin: 6303946895
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Sales Rank: 94108
Average Customer Review: 3.75 out of 5 stars
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Reviews (4)

3-0 out of 5 stars Comedy Werewolf Movies- Never Go Wrong
Well I have to say that this was a typical 80's movie. And that doesn't make it bad, that makes it very good. The acting could've been better but it was pretty good for a non all star cast. If you like a comedic twist on horror, then this movie is for you.

3-0 out of 5 stars Poor neglected housewife Susan Blakely becomes a werewolf
"My Mom's a Werewolf" is one of those films where you think somebody came up with the title and they were into production before there was actually a script. The 1989 film is not an offensive horror comedy, but it is not especially good. Susan Blakely, thirteen years after she was the female lead on "Rich Man, Poor Man," plays Leslie Shaber, a typical suburban houseful who is pretty much ignored by her less than loving family. Then one day she goes out to buy a new collar for the family dog but ends up in bed with Harry Thropen (John Saxon), a weird guy (I mentioned John Saxon played him, right?) who owns a pet shop. During their little romp Harry bits Leslie on the toe...

Now, stop for a moment and try to anticipate where this story is going. If you are thinking anything along the lines of "Teen Wolf," or a comparable horror comedy where being a monster turns out to be a good thing, this is not what writer Mark Pirro and director Michael Fischa come up with for their little film. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary), finds out mom's little secret when the hair, the fangs, and the craving for raw meat becomes rather obvious. But it turns out the transformation is not yet complete and Jennifer tries to save her mom from having to go live happily ever after with good old Harry (Harry, get it? The werewolf's name is "Harry").

At least "My Mom's a Werewolf" acknowledges that it is going for the yucks. All of the characters are overblown stereotypes and at one point it dawned on me that if this film had been made a decade later it might have been a direct to MST3K film. In addition to Blakely the cast as John Schuck ("MacMillan and Wife") as the husband, Ruth Buzzi ("Laugh-In") as Madame Gypsy, and Marcia Wallace ("The Bob Newhart Show") as Peggy, all of whom are other former familiar faces from television who have to be wondering what happened to their careers. Actually, Blakely's performance is the best of the bunch and there is something rather sad that this particular injury is added to the insult of her home life.

4-0 out of 5 stars A Werewolf Movie That Will Have You Laughing!
This is one of those werewolf films that's more comedy than anything else. Leslie, (Susan Blakley) gets bitten by pet store owner Harry (John Saxon) who is in need of a wife to keep the werewolf legacy alive. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary) follows her mother to the pet store (thinking she's having an affair with another man) and watches thru a backdoor window as Harry seduces and bites her mother. Jennifer then turns to her best friend Stacey (who's a monster comic fanatic) and Madame Gypsy (Ruth Buzzi)to help rid her mother of this curse. Leslie begins to grow fangs and sees more hair than usual on her arms and legs and things get pretty "hairy" after awhile. Jennifer's Halloween party is a riot with Leslie covered in long hair, fangs, etc. while all along the party goers think she's made up for Halloween. Finally, seeing as though holy water, crosses and garlic don't work on the werewolf, a knife made of silver does the trick in an all out fight between daughter, mother and werewolf in the bedroom. Saxon is stabbed by the silver knife and Leslie is rid of the curse. Again, this is a funny movie and even kids will enjoy it.

5-0 out of 5 stars CUTE WEREWOLF SPOOF
I normally hate horror spoofs, but this movie made me laugh. The suspence is great and the plot does not get off the subject like most spoofs. This movie can be viewed by the whole family (YES, EVEN THE KIDS CAN SEE IT), because there is no nudity or bad language. Buy it today! ... Read more


7. My Mom's a Werewolf
Director: Michael Fischa
list price: $9.95
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Asin: 630553828X
Catlog: Video
Sales Rank: 59576
Average Customer Review: 3.75 out of 5 stars
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3-0 out of 5 stars Comedy Werewolf Movies- Never Go Wrong
Well I have to say that this was a typical 80's movie. And that doesn't make it bad, that makes it very good. The acting could've been better but it was pretty good for a non all star cast. If you like a comedic twist on horror, then this movie is for you.

3-0 out of 5 stars Poor neglected housewife Susan Blakely becomes a werewolf
"My Mom's a Werewolf" is one of those films where you think somebody came up with the title and they were into production before there was actually a script. The 1989 film is not an offensive horror comedy, but it is not especially good. Susan Blakely, thirteen years after she was the female lead on "Rich Man, Poor Man," plays Leslie Shaber, a typical suburban houseful who is pretty much ignored by her less than loving family. Then one day she goes out to buy a new collar for the family dog but ends up in bed with Harry Thropen (John Saxon), a weird guy (I mentioned John Saxon played him, right?) who owns a pet shop. During their little romp Harry bits Leslie on the toe...

Now, stop for a moment and try to anticipate where this story is going. If you are thinking anything along the lines of "Teen Wolf," or a comparable horror comedy where being a monster turns out to be a good thing, this is not what writer Mark Pirro and director Michael Fischa come up with for their little film. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary), finds out mom's little secret when the hair, the fangs, and the craving for raw meat becomes rather obvious. But it turns out the transformation is not yet complete and Jennifer tries to save her mom from having to go live happily ever after with good old Harry (Harry, get it? The werewolf's name is "Harry").

At least "My Mom's a Werewolf" acknowledges that it is going for the yucks. All of the characters are overblown stereotypes and at one point it dawned on me that if this film had been made a decade later it might have been a direct to MST3K film. In addition to Blakely the cast as John Schuck ("MacMillan and Wife") as the husband, Ruth Buzzi ("Laugh-In") as Madame Gypsy, and Marcia Wallace ("The Bob Newhart Show") as Peggy, all of whom are other former familiar faces from television who have to be wondering what happened to their careers. Actually, Blakely's performance is the best of the bunch and there is something rather sad that this particular injury is added to the insult of her home life.

4-0 out of 5 stars A Werewolf Movie That Will Have You Laughing!
This is one of those werewolf films that's more comedy than anything else. Leslie, (Susan Blakley) gets bitten by pet store owner Harry (John Saxon) who is in need of a wife to keep the werewolf legacy alive. Leslie's daughter Jennifer (Katrina Caspary) follows her mother to the pet store (thinking she's having an affair with another man) and watches thru a backdoor window as Harry seduces and bites her mother. Jennifer then turns to her best friend Stacey (who's a monster comic fanatic) and Madame Gypsy (Ruth Buzzi)to help rid her mother of this curse. Leslie begins to grow fangs and sees more hair than usual on her arms and legs and things get pretty "hairy" after awhile. Jennifer's Halloween party is a riot with Leslie covered in long hair, fangs, etc. while all along the party goers think she's made up for Halloween. Finally, seeing as though holy water, crosses and garlic don't work on the werewolf, a knife made of silver does the trick in an all out fight between daughter, mother and werewolf in the bedroom. Saxon is stabbed by the silver knife and Leslie is rid of the curse. Again, this is a funny movie and even kids will enjoy it.

5-0 out of 5 stars CUTE WEREWOLF SPOOF
I normally hate horror spoofs, but this movie made me laugh. The suspence is great and the plot does not get off the subject like most spoofs. This movie can be viewed by the whole family (YES, EVEN THE KIDS CAN SEE IT), because there is no nudity or bad language. Buy it today! ... Read more


8. Death Spa
Director: Michael Fischa
list price: $19.98
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Asin: B00000HF10
Catlog: Video
Sales Rank: 20744
Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars
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5-0 out of 5 stars The greatest comedy of all time....
Just look at the title...LOOK AT IT!!! You know this isn't really a horror movie. And when the movie opens with a sign for the "Starbody Health Spa" shorting out so that the only letters lighting up spell "______d_ _ea_th Spa", you know you're in for a comedic treat. Featuring the man who's chest spurts forth cherry kool-aid, the incredible melting woman, the hand eating blender, the ever amazing disappearing/reappearing hand trick, and a wonderful cameo by the overhead microphone. This movie never ceases in the laughter department (unfortunately, I don't think they intended it that way) And don't believe all the hype about the gore, which is very humorous (but alas, not good) nor the sex (Nudity is not sex!)...the only real star of this movie is the attack of the frozen fish! The greatest part of the entire movie. Pure hillarity! Here's our little canundrum...how does a ghost that takes control of the main computer at a spa (which can I guess concievably control an exercise machine and a blender) assume control of a frozen fish and have it attack the throat of a man? Don't over-analyze this...just watch it and laugh. The funniest, non-humorous movie of all time. Grab your popcorn and enjoy. VIVA LA DEATH SPA FISH!!!!

5-0 out of 5 stars Not Rated -- But Look Out !!
This exemplary horror movie, about the dead wife of a health-spa owner who makes things unbearable for him and his clients, was not rated -- but it should have been R for gore and nudity. A FABULOUS film... lots of horror/gore and scares. Don't miss it.

5-0 out of 5 stars Totally Awsome!
I didn't think it possible for a movie to be made this well. The cinematography and editing are amazing. And talk about realistic... WOW! Not only the best horror movie of all time, but the best movie of all time. The only downside is that it's so well done that no other movie can compare. Sadly, I will never enjoy another movie as much as this one.

5-0 out of 5 stars Genius
If you've seen the cover of the movie and you still need to know more about it before seeing it, it's not for you.

1-0 out of 5 stars Godawful
I got sucked into this mess from seeing the trailer some time ago. From the trailer I at least expected a real shocker--the gore goes by so quickly you couldn't even enjoy it. The only shocking thing was how tame and just downright stupid the whole thing was from beginning to end. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS ONE! ... Read more


9. Crack House
Director: Michael Fischa
list price: $89.99
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Asin: 6301603354
Catlog: Video
Average Customer Review: 2.33 out of 5 stars
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5-0 out of 5 stars BT
I saw this movie and it was horrible, but the spell of the plot kept you watching no matter how much you wanted to turn. they have picked a perfect title for this movie because one glimpse of this flick, you are hooked. The movie, itself is only two stars,but the way they keep you in the movie gives it a five.

1-0 out of 5 stars So horrible it's funny
I saw this movie late at night at a friend's house. Imagine every single stereotype about drugs you've ever heard wrapped up into a low-budget flick. This is that movie. It's so bad it's hillarious. The lingo is great, too. This movie has great kitsch value, and would be a great thing to watch while you're sitting around with your friends, smoking a blunt or drinking. It's definitely entertaining, but only because it's so bad.

1-0 out of 5 stars So bad I can't stop watching.
Have you ever seen a movie so sorry that you actually get a kick out of watching it over and over? Well that's what you get with this one. There was no real plot and many of the sequences were so stupid they were almost unreal. How can the police buy drugs from a crack house, letting them know what's going on, yet they can't bust in until the exchange is made with the supplier? Ahhhh Hollywood. Dialogue? Forget it. Take away the F word and half the script is gone. Feminists would have a field day with the misogyny in this film, with scenes like Annie being raped, Melissa being pushed into a scalding shower naked and when BT takes advantage of a drug dazed Melissa. In spite of it I find myself watching it again and again for kicks, like video junk food. ... Read more


10. Death Spa
Director: Michael Fischa
list price: $19.98
our price: $19.98
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Asin: 6304044208
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Sales Rank: 122277
Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars
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5-0 out of 5 stars The greatest comedy of all time....
Just look at the title...LOOK AT IT!!! You know this isn't really a horror movie. And when the movie opens with a sign for the "Starbody Health Spa" shorting out so that the only letters lighting up spell "______d_ _ea_th Spa", you know you're in for a comedic treat. Featuring the man who's chest spurts forth cherry kool-aid, the incredible melting woman, the hand eating blender, the ever amazing disappearing/reappearing hand trick, and a wonderful cameo by the overhead microphone. This movie never ceases in the laughter department (unfortunately, I don't think they intended it that way) And don't believe all the hype about the gore, which is very humorous (but alas, not good) nor the sex (Nudity is not sex!)...the only real star of this movie is the attack of the frozen fish! The greatest part of the entire movie. Pure hillarity! Here's our little canundrum...how does a ghost that takes control of the main computer at a spa (which can I guess concievably control an exercise machine and a blender) assume control of a frozen fish and have it attack the throat of a man? Don't over-analyze this...just watch it and laugh. The funniest, non-humorous movie of all time. Grab your popcorn and enjoy. VIVA LA DEATH SPA FISH!!!!

5-0 out of 5 stars Not Rated -- But Look Out !!
This exemplary horror movie, about the dead wife of a health-spa owner who makes things unbearable for him and his clients, was not rated -- but it should have been R for gore and nudity. A FABULOUS film... lots of horror/gore and scares. Don't miss it.

5-0 out of 5 stars Totally Awsome!
I didn't think it possible for a movie to be made this well. The cinematography and editing are amazing. And talk about realistic... WOW! Not only the best horror movie of all time, but the best movie of all time. The only downside is that it's so well done that no other movie can compare. Sadly, I will never enjoy another movie as much as this one.

5-0 out of 5 stars Genius
If you've seen the cover of the movie and you still need to know more about it before seeing it, it's not for you.

1-0 out of 5 stars Godawful
I got sucked into this mess from seeing the trailer some time ago. From the trailer I at least expected a real shocker--the gore goes by so quickly you couldn't even enjoy it. The only shocking thing was how tame and just downright stupid the whole thing was from beginning to end. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS ONE! ... Read more


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