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Loaded with nonstop action -- this thrilling, high-powered motion picture stars Michael Dudikoff (RINGMASTER, AMERICAN NINJA 2)! Dudikoff is a bounty hunter who forms an uneasy partnership with a rival to capture a fugitive. But the hunters soon discover that the crook is also the man the mob most wants dead! Ready to battle anyone in their way, these hard-hitting bounty hunters won't quit until they've brought in their man ... and brought down the mob! ... Read more

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okay movie, but not one of Michael Dudikoff's better movies.
Michael Dudikoff's acting was alot less 'stiff' than his earlier movies; showed more humor, but the character "BB" could have been played by someone better. ... Read more

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Better than you might think.
This is actually on the par of those made for Cinemax or Showtime movies, actually better. There's a degree of comedic interplay between Dudikoff and Howard that's entertaining enough to raise the basic material. I liked it enough that I went out and bought the first Hard Bounty and found that just as good. ... Read more

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THE BEST!
An amazing amalgam of actors in their prime and a tight, well-balanced script makes for one of the best action movies ever. Lorenzo Lamas stars as "Soldier:" a head-case, former Special Forces cop who lives by his own rules. When his world crumbles around him, Soldier retreats to the only law he knows: his own. The action scenes are amazing, and the plot keeps you guessing from minute to minute. Filmed in the spectacular Canadian Eastern Wilderness, "SNAKEEATER" or "SNAKE-EATER" is a wonderful romp through the underbelly of human emotion and desire. Is there any greater commitment than love? Also not to be missed for the sake of hearing the beautiful and haunting title theme: "Soldier." "Soldier...where's your sister...." Another highlight is one of the Big Screen's greatest villains: The Dentist. Truly gorgeous. A hell of a lot better than "Kill Bill 2."

GREAT MOVIE!!
LORENZO LLAMAS STARS AS VIGILANT EX-MARINE SEEKING SEEKING REVENGE ON THOSE WHO MURDERED HIS FAMILY.IT'S A GREAT MOVIE!! ... Read more

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Better than you might think.
This is actually on the par of those made for Cinemax or Showtime movies, actually better. There's a degree of comedic interplay between Dudikoff and Howard that's entertaining enough to raise the basic material. I liked it enough that I went out and bought the first Hard Bounty and found that just as good. ... Read more

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A Decent Human Hunting Movie
This is about an ex-kickboxer who is drugged and trapped with two others trying to survive in a maze while being tracked by killers on a remote TV for the rich. A cross of Running Man and Hard Target and works really well. ... Read more

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What the Heck Happened to Soldier?
Snakeeater 2, a.k.a. "Snake Eater 2" varies wildly from the original Snakeeater movie that allowed Lorenzo Lamas to step out of the giant shadow cast by his father, the late, great Fernando (insert Abba joke here). Lamas is back as Soldier, with a LAST NAME this time, so now he's called Soldier Kelly. Seems Soldier is so gosh-darned crazy and in-your face (again) to his wimpy cop bosses (this was filmed in Canada, remember) that he ends up with the choice of either jail-time or an insane asylum for his ways. CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT HIM FOR WHO HE IS??? Anyway, Soldier ends up at the local nut-house, populated by some colorful characters who all just happen to be bad actors. Horshack from "Welcome Back..." makes a return appearance. Also, there's a Jim Baker televangelist clone in there. So, Soldier keeps breaking out to do his version of justice: rigging cowardly traps, killing people in cold blood, blowing up bathroom stalls, etc. AND this time he has a cool, urban sidekick named Speedboat (Larry B. Scott); a dude that looks like he got lost on the way to a Bell, Biv, DeVoe concert and ended up in this movie. Oh, that Speedboat, what with his witty lines and all. Anyway, this movie is nowhere near as violent as the first and there's no nudity, so if you are hoping to see Speedboat's hot sister starkers, forget it. There are two reasons to see this: 1.) the afore-mentioned wheelchair fight on the roof of the nut-house and 2.) the way they kill the drug-runners...OK, and 3.) Speedboat's sister. That's about it. Harmless and somewhat fun drivel; great for watching at 3am while loaded.

Speedboat?! Why is he named SPEEDBOAT?!
On the back of the DVD...

"Soldier Kelly's not your ordinary cop. He's a shortfused, high-powered ex-commando who's not above breaking the law to bring a criminal down. Lorenzo Lamas returns as Soldier Kelly, the SnakeEater, back to battle a deadly ring of drug kingpins who are killing young kids with poisoned drugs!"

By the way, if you're looking for plot development, there is none. They give only marginally decent explanations as to how they know the locations of where the drug lord lives, where the crackhouses are, etc.We never find out why Speedboat is called Speedboat... and we're always left wondering how it is that the two main protagonists end up shirtless in a room, muscles glistening as beads of sweat emphasize the labour they're putting into pouring crack into a ventilation shaft for 5 minutes in the movie.
I'm still a little stupified as to the wheelchair duel that takes place on the rooftop of an insane asylum... And beyond all else, why anyone would want to preserve this film on DVD.
I thought it was hysterically funny in the sense that this is such an awful film. If you like sitting and making fun of 80's flicks, or if you have a cardboard cut-out of Lorenzo Lamas in your room that you lather in vaseline every day to make yourself feel more like him, then this is the movie for you.

Comedy, Action, Romance, what more could you ask for??!?!
Great Movie that is must for any true comedy fan. I'm still unsure if they are trying to make it funny or it's unintentional; we may never know. The actors aren't great, the action pretty much is fake, the plot blows, but all in all I'd say pick it up for a rainy day and you won't regret it. ... Read more

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If you are a ROONEY fan...
this is a must see! not as good as robert carmine in the princess diaries, but taylor does his best and is just so cute.
*if you dont know who Rooney is then go to www.rooney-band.com*

When Canadians and Romanians make a movie together...
I knew I was in trouble within the first minute or so of this film. Well, technically I knew even earlier than that since I was aware this was a Full Moon release...but anyways. The two main characters are a teenage boy and girl. Their father was played by some guy with a very European sounding name. He must have had a heavy accent or something because they dubbed another voice over his. Talk about irritating.

This is your usual Full Moon/Kushner-Locke low budget nonsense that some of us are sadly all too familiar with. The two teens end up at a deserted Wild West town with their parents. The girl steps through a floorboard in one of the buildings. Her brother spots a strange-looking device and decides to push a button on it. Next thing you know, they have both been transported to the 19th century.

As if that wasn't bad enough, a UFO crash lands nearby and it's up to the two kids to save the aliens from the local townspeople. It pains me just taking time out of my life just to type this.

The only (and I do mean ONLY) reason anyone might possibly want to see this is to see Carly Pope before she was on the TV show "Popular". Compared to everyone else, she looks like Meryl Streep doing a school play with sixth graders.

Of Interest for Carly Pope Fans
This isn't exactly a great movie, but it DOES have Carly Pope in it. Best known for her part as Sam Mcpherson on the tv show "Popular", Carly has also done a number of movies, including "Paper, Scissors, Stone" (2003, lead role), "Various Positions", "Orange County", "The Glass House" and "A Cooler Climate". Here she's the older sister in a pair of modern-day siblings lost in an alien-haunted wild west town in the 19th century. Her part is stereotype teen caricature, but she does it with energy and her trademark meaningful gaze. This is one of her earliest parts. She did it right after graduating high school, filming in Rumania. If you're interested in seeing Carly Pope movies, you should take a look at this as she's one of the two main roles. Otherwise, it's not a very well-made movie, but younger viewers might get a kick out of it. As for overall theme, I think it could be described as a movie about learning to tolerate differences.

Goofy as HELL
This film has to be the most hilarious piece of trash I have ever laid eyes upon. I am 14 and about died laughing every time I saw the title aliens (Jiffy and Mom). The costumes are terrible you can see the zipper in almost every shot plus they have incredibally buggy eyes. They remind me of the creatures from another kiddy flick called "little bigfoot". This could be conceived as a film for all ages in that, kids like movies like this parents can laugh at how funny the the monsters look, teenage boys will enjoy the aformentioned monster and that hot Carly Pope girl that stars in the film, teenage girls will enjoy the love story thats in it.

But most of all this movie is crap. I mean the story line is prepostoras. Going back in time wasn't enough for these film makers, No they had to add in aliens. I was pretty much lieing in the opening paragragh exept the carly pope thing and my age. Really the only way this thing is good is if your drunk, stoned, or extremely tired and punchy. Don't buy this at the redicoulsy high price they are asking watch it on hbo family where I saw it.

in fact make it into a drinking game every time you see jiffy take a shot of vodka. It'll be easier that way. ... Read more

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The WORST movie EVER made
My long search for the worst movie ever came to a decisive end with Marco Polo. This movie is hands down the most horrible piece of filmaking imaginable. The acting, plot, dialogue, directing, and anything else that goes into making a movie should have been left on the cutting room floor. I am glad it wasn't however, for this ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE film is incredibly enjoyable for anyone looking for a hilariously bad movie. Trust me, it makes other "B" movies look like Citizen Kane.

Makes Other "B" Movies Look Good
Uh, your first clue that this is a bad flick are the opening credits. All you see for 5 minutes are the names of those who helped make this atrocious film over a map of medieval Europe. I managed to watch half an hour before falling asleep. I live in China and was curious about how Marco Polo would be depicted. Suffice it to say that the best actors in this film are the camels in the caravan across Asia Minor. A good high school cast could have given a better performance and I say this as a former drama coach. If "Gandhi" and "Lawrence of Arabia" are the best of British historical film making, this one has got to be the worst. Enough said.

Correction to earlier review
The name of the actress credited as the princess is "Lara Bodroff".

Really Bad Movie
I'm a high school history teacher and I though I might look at this movie to see if I could use it. Most Hollywood movies are not very accurate but they help students get a visual of the times. However, this movie is sooooo bad even ignorant teenagers would throw their books at the screen.

Do NOT buy this movie!

Dean from Knoxville

well made flop
disappointed to See Jack Palance in this well made flop, things run slow, acting is for the dogs, only 1 channel of rather bad sound and very patchy plot, hero attempt fails from the start, made me go to sleep ... Read more

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The WORST movie EVER made
My long search for the worst movie ever came to a decisive end with Marco Polo. This movie is hands down the most horrible piece of filmaking imaginable. The acting, plot, dialogue, directing, and anything else that goes into making a movie should have been left on the cutting room floor. I am glad it wasn't however, for this ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE film is incredibly enjoyable for anyone looking for a hilariously bad movie. Trust me, it makes other "B" movies look like Citizen Kane.

Makes Other "B" Movies Look Good
Uh, your first clue that this is a bad flick are the opening credits. All you see for 5 minutes are the names of those who helped make this atrocious film over a map of medieval Europe. I managed to watch half an hour before falling asleep. I live in China and was curious about how Marco Polo would be depicted. Suffice it to say that the best actors in this film are the camels in the caravan across Asia Minor. A good high school cast could have given a better performance and I say this as a former drama coach. If "Gandhi" and "Lawrence of Arabia" are the best of British historical film making, this one has got to be the worst. Enough said.

Correction to earlier review
The name of the actress credited as the princess is "Lara Bodroff".

Really Bad Movie
I'm a high school history teacher and I though I might look at this movie to see if I could use it. Most Hollywood movies are not very accurate but they help students get a visual of the times. However, this movie is sooooo bad even ignorant teenagers would throw their books at the screen.

Do NOT buy this movie!

Dean from Knoxville

well made flop
disappointed to See Jack Palance in this well made flop, things run slow, acting is for the dogs, only 1 channel of rather bad sound and very patchy plot, hero attempt fails from the start, made me go to sleep ... Read more

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MAG-freaking-NIFICENT!
Yes, boys and girls, our old buddy Soldier is back, this time with a script BASED ON A BOOK ("Rafferty's Rules" by Glenn Duncan)! Whooo! Well, believe it or not, that book was based on an old episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" (I am not making this up). See, this hot, nubile young teenager (Tracy Cook) is abducted by a motorcycle gang and made into their sex-slave (that's the part from "Unsolved.."). But the parents aren't giving up. They decide to hire the craziest cop this side of San Francisco: Soldier Kelly, to hunt down and kill the bikers and bring back the daughter. Soldier takes the job and that's where Soldier runs smack-dab into BAM-BAM BIGELOW! He of the tatooed head and short temper. Remember when he kicked Ric Flair in the crotch at Wrestlemania 9? I always say the presence of a pro-wrestler in the cast is a sign of a true character-driven movie.

Anyway, Soldier tracks the guys down with his new sidekick (what happened to Speedboat?), the small, skinny and ineffective Cowboy (Minor Mustain). Lots of gunfights, cowardly traps inspired no-doubt by late-night readings of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine, and lots of NUDITY! Yes! Nudity is back and back in a big way in Snakeeater 3! The hot daughter is naked most of the film, as is the even sexier exotic dancer, Holly (Holly Chester). Oh, and even Soldier's girlfriend is naked! I'm naked, too! Bam-Bam Bigelow, however, is not naked, so that's good. Regardless, this is actually a darn good, shoot 'em up kind of movie where most of the good guys make it out in the end. Good, harmless fun. Except for the graphic violence. And the bad language. And the nudity. Ah, go ahead and BUY IT ALREADY!!!!

snake eater
God help any person who wasted their time seeing this movie. I had the "pleasure" of watching this movie and I can tell you...WOW. I must say my favorite scene was when the mother of the girl was describing what had happened to her after being gone with and I quote " a raging case of gonneria and genitle herpes" I felt most sorry for the truckdriver who for his first time finding a nymphomanic will no have the gifts that keep on giving.

Snake eater
Im sorry for any person having seen this movie I watched it over the weekend and found myself wondering if maybe there is no god. This movie made me belive that with a thimbleful of talent somebody you know with a camera and nothing better to do on a weekend than make a movie I too can break into the acting business. I believe my favorite line in the movie was when the mother was describing what her daughter had received from her biker friends and I quote "a raging case of gonneria and genitle herpes". Although I did feel sorry for the truck driver she ended up making nookie with who will now go through life knowing his only chance at a nympho got him the little gift that just keeps giving.

The third one is as bad as the first 2
This movie was one of the most pathetic movies i have ever seen! The actng is terrible and the plot sucks. This is a cheap low budget film, not even worth renting.

Lamas is ruthless, with hand or weapon
After lamas is suspended for bad police behavior he decides to try the private eye business. His mission is to find the biker gang who turned an inoccent college student into a mindless slave. This film has very good fight choreography for the apparent low budget. The beginning scene is probably one of the most amusing starts to an action movie that I have ever whitnessed. Also a plus for this action packed ride is that wrestling superstar Bam-Bam bigelow plays a big bad biker with a big bad attitude. Lamas does a good job of making you believe that he is not scared of any man, big or small. lots of Action, and a decent plot make this a film that just about anybody will enjoy. ... Read more

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A Decent Human Hunting Movie
This is about an ex-kickboxer who is drugged and trapped with two others trying to survive in a maze while being tracked by killers on a remote TV for the rich. A cross of Running Man and Hard Target and works really well. ... Read more