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It's worth seeing on video, not at the movietheater.
Over 20 years ago they butchered Jim's family, now he is ready for revenge. Action movie with Michael Paré and Linda Hoffman ... Read more

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Guilty Pleasures Galore
"Vampires of Sorority Row" (Bovine Productions, 1999) is another entry in the deathless vampire genre, this time with pretty girls chasing each other, spanking each other, biting each other. It's the sort of movie that would make a straight-laced critic retch. But for those who like sexy, post-pubescent hijinks laced with suspense and a little satire, it's a pleasant enough way to spend an hour and a half.

The plot? There isn't any. Not much, anyway. Three pretty girls pledge a sorority, only to discover that the initiation process requires humiliation and pain. To make matters worse for the pledges, some of the sorority sisters are vampires who do their best to bite them on the neck. Some succeed, some don't. And that's about it for story line.

But the girls are gorgeous, the visuals are first-rate, and that's enough to make "Vampires of Sorority Row" one of the brightest of guilty pleasures. Recommended for men (and some women) with a sense of humor and 90 minutes to kill.

Before You Make My Mistake....
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS VIDEO!!! Since I was foolish enough to buy this movie (and I use that term loosely), I forced myself to watch the entire thing. It went straight from my VCR to the garbage can. Save your hard earned money for a film that is worthy of your time. Enough said!

P.S. The only reason that it received the one star rating is because the program wouldn't let me give it a minus mark that the movie deserved.

You know, I kind of liked this one!
Watching this video reminded me of some of those horrible R-rated drive-in movies they used to make. They weren't great, but were fun to watch nonetheless. This one includes a lot of scantily-clad sorority girls, and might have been a lot more erotic had they only tried a little harder in that direction. I especially liked a couple of scenes in particular: one, where a vampire girl bites this somewhat butch sorority sister who, having become a vampire herself, turns the tables on her attacker and forces her to strip down to her underwear and become her slave. It was kind of hot, I thought! Another scene has this same butchy (now-a-vampire) sorority sister give an over-the-knee hand-spanking to the pretty tush of a female pledge, and then afterward attempt to bite her on the butt to make her a vampire! Of course, it sounds hotter than it actually was! Still, female vampires biting pretty girls on the butt is a no-lose proposition in my book, so I'd have to say "thumbs-up" to this video! ... Read more

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terrible
I bought this movie by accident. I thought this was another movie with the same title that I saw on cable televion. I started watching this movie as soon as I received it and shut the TV off in less than 5 minutes. The actor mouths weren't moving with the sound. Very amateur actors. Looked like a soap opera.

THE HAUNTED
I believe this is the made for t.v. movie that was based on a true story, so here I go. This is a really scary movie and it should be watched alone in the dark for the ultimate effect. Like The Entity and The Amityville Horror and even The Exorcist, it is based on a true story, and that makes it even scarier! Buy or Rent today! ... Read more