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Watch with your lover
The first time i saw this was a late nite on cable and i anticipated just another cheesy movie.Well, it came out to be different stories of releasing yourself, desires, and passions, which was more than i bargained for. I found the movie to be very erotic and sensual, and reflective of our own passions and desires. It was people expressing themselves and how they interpreted their sexual feelings as a result of "EROS", but i wont go into that :P. This is a movie i'd recommend to watch with your lover before a night of say, "fun and games", and afterwards maybe think about your own sexuality. DEFINITELY worth a watch for serious couples, ENJOY! ... Read more

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Only if your a fan..........
This was a good movie if your a fan of the series, such as myself....I do recommend though that you watch the first two if your new. Have fun! ... Read more

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Only if your a fan..........
This was a good movie if your a fan of the series, such as myself....I do recommend though that you watch the first two if your new. Have fun! ... Read more

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naked ambitions
i wouldlike to watch it again again ... Read more

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great
The best thing about this movie is Tracy Ryan and the girl they pick up on the way. Kira Reed is in this but not enough.

Decent, chockful of nudity and laughs
I must have laughed so hard during certain parts of this movie that if I was in a movie theater, I would've embarrassed myself. And that is actually the best thing about "Fast Lane to Malibu" is its overabundant sense of humor, and how it takes itself with the joking, tongue-in-cheek knowledge that it is, in fact, just a straight-to-video skin flick,.... the scenes are often cut short as if they were just eager to get it over with. I didn't understand that, and I'm not complaining, because there are some truly inspiring scenes in this movie that involve a freeze-frame of everyone on the screen except one character, and that character proceeds to engage in a Shakespearean-style way of expressing their thoughts to the audience. I hadn't seen anything like that in a movie in a long time, and it was kind of refreshing to see some low budget skin flick writer utilize a time honored storytelling tool. Oh well... but that wasn't the point of this movie. The point was the sex and the women, who are (almost) all very good looking and sensual in their own way. If this was the standard for other films of the genre, they would all be a lot better.

Softcore porn movie at it's best
A film that says it all by the video cover. Two college students take a cross country road trip to Malibu where sorority girls are ready for action. If you're looking for a movie in terms of acting, you aren't going to get much. If you're looking for a lot of female nudity, this film will definitely make you smile. ... Read more

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A cut above
Not half bad erotic thriller; beautiful women and an actual plot. And yes, as the last guy pointed out, a character does get away with murder. Which happens all the time in the real world.

An okay thriller
This movie a alright. The acting was a little cheesey, and the sex scenes (described as HOT on the back of the DVD)were standard fare.

The plotline revolved around an assasination attempt, and was a little confusing. And one of the characters got aways with murder (literally) in the end. I really wanted her to get her dues, but maybe they figured she was justified? ... Read more

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Angst and Eros Among the Vampires
Sex and death are two powerful forces and erotic horror loves to mix the two. This movie is no exception.

Here we have two vampires. One is male, calm and careful. The other is female, wild and dangerous. They have just moved to LA. Their personality types clash as she wants only blood from fresh victims (usually those she has had sex with) while he is content with bagged blood from the local blood bank.

Enter a pretty performance artist next door and her reporter ex-boyfriend and you get a fairly typical vampire story where obsession leads to death.

The vampires themselves are a little different. They can teleport, open doors without touching them and make their clothes jump onto their bodies.

There are lots of sex scenes in this film and plenty of nudity. Plenty of sex with the vampires and mortals (although most of them are drained in more than one way afterward).

This is an o-kay film with both halves working well. The acting is pretty good and the cast is attractive. The DVD has absolutely no special features but at least has tracks. Again, nothing special, but it is done better than most.

A softcore vampire flick in "the city of old factories".
Good softcore from Playboy/Image. You've got a guy and a girl vampire. The girl is perfectly happy being a vampire, and just wants to hunt, feed, and have sex. The guy is unhappy, and just wants to feed and have sex. He's content to get his blood fix from robbing blood banks. Apparently blood blank blood isn't as good as fresh blood since the girl vampire wants nothing to do with it. Maybe the preserving solution they add to it isn't what she likes?

The guy vampire gets puppy dog eyes for this girl who lives in the old factory building across from the old factory building that he lives in. I think this attraction is due, in no small part, to the fact that the girl likes to take off all her clothes and practices her "performance art" (which looks a lot like masturbating) in front of her open window.

There's also a bar that's located inside an old factory building and the girl gives her "performances" in another old factory building. Whatever city this is in sure has an abundance of old factory buildings.

There's also performance girl's ex boyfriend and some blonde runaway girl who becomes vampire food.

The sex is frequent and good. Most of the scenes involve performance girl and vampire girl. Blonde runaway girl has one scene. I think there were eight scenes total. One of them was girl/girl, one was girl solo, one was guy/girl/girl, and the rest were guy/girl. The music was a little too loud for my taste, but you could still faintly hear the actors underneath it.

Performance girl gave the best, well, performances. Her "orgasms" were the back arching, fist clenching, almost seizure like displays of passion that I really like. I'd give second place to blonde runaway girl. Too bad she only had one scene. Vampire girl was more subdued, which was actually in character for her, but doesn't make for the best sex scenes. She was real nice to look at though.

This doesn't rank with the best that Playboy/Image have given us, but it's still good and will be getting repeat viewings from me in the future.

Only Good For...
This movie is only good for the erotic sex scene with the hot guy and the gray haired vamp. He says that he never did anything like that before (yeah, right). Just look at his hot face, and body, then listen to his voice...mmm...also look at his face during the sex scene and right before she bites him. After all that his legs and pulled down pants and underwear shake...ooh, I am so hot right now. It's too bad that he had to bite the dust...LOL. If you are a teenage boy like me see this movie for the hot chicks too.

below average Playboy movie
This is a Playboy movie (under the Eros production name) that is best described as a late-night softcore skin fest with a hokey vampire storyline plugged inbetween the steamy love scenes.

The women here are actually quite beautiful, and there are a good number of love scenes here. Instead of the typical 2 or 3 scenes you might see in a typical Showtime or Cinemax late-night movie, there are about 7 or 8 love scenes here. At least 1 every 10 minutes, some scenes go for quite a few minutes.

Lots of gratuitous skin showing by the two lead actresses, Madison Clark (who bears a resemblance to actress Mia Sara) as the good girl and Angelia High as the bad girl.

If you're looking for a decent plot or suspense, you won't find it here. If you want to see a female version of Interview with the Vampire, this movie might fulfill your fetish.

The DVD itself is very barebones, with only a chapter selection as its only menu.

Above average vampire-flick, FAR above average babes.
I don't ask for much in a vampire movie --- vampires who aren't messy eaters, some kind of romantic connection between sex and vampirism (it's central to the myth, really), and characters that make some kind of sense. On most counts, "Embrace the Darkness" succeeds. Admittedly, it is more about T&A than vampirism, but it succeeds in that genre too. As for the babes ... to each his own, but to my way of thinking, two or three of the most beautiful women ON THE PLANET are in this movie. ... Read more

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Just okay. Forgets too often what kind of movie it is.
This is a softcore movie that forgets too often that it's just that, and nothing more. The story is laughably predictable and unoriginal. Now that's nothing new. The stories for all softcore movies are like that. But the really stellar ones know that, and just use the story to transition between and build up to numerous, hot sex scenes.

So what do you end up getting? There are only three sex scenes in this video, which is about six less than there should be. All are boy/girl, and the girls involved are Shauna O'Brien, CeCe Tsou, and Nicole Gian. A lot of the story takes place in a strip club, or involves strippers, so there is still a lot of skin on display during the rest of the video.

But overall, this was a disappointment. There is much better stuff than this available.

SEE KIM YATES DO A STRIPPER DANCE
An excellent soft core plot driven film with Ms. Gain as a detective.

For me, the best part was seeing the soft core star Kim Yates do an exotic dancer routine.

NOT BAD PRETTY GIRLS AND LOTS OF ACTION
For its genre, I thought this film was pretty good; it has gorgous women and lots of action. I saw it on Cinemax the other evening where it can be taped. I recommend it highly.

The acting is not bad at all, I think.

Gian is G-orgeous!
In the movie Nicole Gian plays two parts. Big deal. What is a big deal is that she is HOT! As the title aptly suggests, Nicole is STRIKING. The story is very average, as is the acting. I may not buy it, but I most certainly would watch it. ... Read more

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Angst and Eros Among the Vampires
Sex and death are two powerful forces and erotic horror loves to mix the two. This movie is no exception.

Here we have two vampires. One is male, calm and careful. The other is female, wild and dangerous. They have just moved to LA. Their personality types clash as she wants only blood from fresh victims (usually those she has had sex with) while he is content with bagged blood from the local blood bank.

Enter a pretty performance artist next door and her reporter ex-boyfriend and you get a fairly typical vampire story where obsession leads to death.

The vampires themselves are a little different. They can teleport, open doors without touching them and make their clothes jump onto their bodies.

There are lots of sex scenes in this film and plenty of nudity. Plenty of sex with the vampires and mortals (although most of them are drained in more than one way afterward).

This is an o-kay film with both halves working well. The acting is pretty good and the cast is attractive. The DVD has absolutely no special features but at least has tracks. Again, nothing special, but it is done better than most.

A softcore vampire flick in "the city of old factories".
Good softcore from Playboy/Image. You've got a guy and a girl vampire. The girl is perfectly happy being a vampire, and just wants to hunt, feed, and have sex. The guy is unhappy, and just wants to feed and have sex. He's content to get his blood fix from robbing blood banks. Apparently blood blank blood isn't as good as fresh blood since the girl vampire wants nothing to do with it. Maybe the preserving solution they add to it isn't what she likes?

The guy vampire gets puppy dog eyes for this girl who lives in the old factory building across from the old factory building that he lives in. I think this attraction is due, in no small part, to the fact that the girl likes to take off all her clothes and practices her "performance art" (which looks a lot like masturbating) in front of her open window.

There's also a bar that's located inside an old factory building and the girl gives her "performances" in another old factory building. Whatever city this is in sure has an abundance of old factory buildings.

There's also performance girl's ex boyfriend and some blonde runaway girl who becomes vampire food.

The sex is frequent and good. Most of the scenes involve performance girl and vampire girl. Blonde runaway girl has one scene. I think there were eight scenes total. One of them was girl/girl, one was girl solo, one was guy/girl/girl, and the rest were guy/girl. The music was a little too loud for my taste, but you could still faintly hear the actors underneath it.

Performance girl gave the best, well, performances. Her "orgasms" were the back arching, fist clenching, almost seizure like displays of passion that I really like. I'd give second place to blonde runaway girl. Too bad she only had one scene. Vampire girl was more subdued, which was actually in character for her, but doesn't make for the best sex scenes. She was real nice to look at though.

This doesn't rank with the best that Playboy/Image have given us, but it's still good and will be getting repeat viewings from me in the future.

Only Good For...
This movie is only good for the erotic sex scene with the hot guy and the gray haired vamp. He says that he never did anything like that before (yeah, right). Just look at his hot face, and body, then listen to his voice...mmm...also look at his face during the sex scene and right before she bites him. After all that his legs and pulled down pants and underwear shake...ooh, I am so hot right now. It's too bad that he had to bite the dust...LOL. If you are a teenage boy like me see this movie for the hot chicks too.

below average Playboy movie
This is a Playboy movie (under the Eros production name) that is best described as a late-night softcore skin fest with a hokey vampire storyline plugged inbetween the steamy love scenes.

The women here are actually quite beautiful, and there are a good number of love scenes here. Instead of the typical 2 or 3 scenes you might see in a typical Showtime or Cinemax late-night movie, there are about 7 or 8 love scenes here. At least 1 every 10 minutes, some scenes go for quite a few minutes.

Lots of gratuitous skin showing by the two lead actresses, Madison Clark (who bears a resemblance to actress Mia Sara) as the good girl and Angelia High as the bad girl.

If you're looking for a decent plot or suspense, you won't find it here. If you want to see a female version of Interview with the Vampire, this movie might fulfill your fetish.

The DVD itself is very barebones, with only a chapter selection as its only menu.

Above average vampire-flick, FAR above average babes.
I don't ask for much in a vampire movie --- vampires who aren't messy eaters, some kind of romantic connection between sex and vampirism (it's central to the myth, really), and characters that make some kind of sense. On most counts, "Embrace the Darkness" succeeds. Admittedly, it is more about T&A than vampirism, but it succeeds in that genre too. As for the babes ... to each his own, but to my way of thinking, two or three of the most beautiful women ON THE PLANET are in this movie. ... Read more

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naked ambitions
i wouldlike to watch it again again ... Read more

Reviews (2)

A cut above
Not half bad erotic thriller; beautiful women and an actual plot. And yes, as the last guy pointed out, a character does get away with murder. Which happens all the time in the real world.

An okay thriller
This movie a alright. The acting was a little cheesey, and the sex scenes (described as HOT on the back of the DVD)were standard fare.

The plotline revolved around an assasination attempt, and was a little confusing. And one of the characters got aways with murder (literally) in the end. I really wanted her to get her dues, but maybe they figured she was justified? ... Read more

Reviews (3)

great
The best thing about this movie is Tracy Ryan and the girl they pick up on the way. Kira Reed is in this but not enough.

Decent, chockful of nudity and laughs
I must have laughed so hard during certain parts of this movie that if I was in a movie theater, I would've embarrassed myself. And that is actually the best thing about "Fast Lane to Malibu" is its overabundant sense of humor, and how it takes itself with the joking, tongue-in-cheek knowledge that it is, in fact, just a straight-to-video skin flick,.... the scenes are often cut short as if they were just eager to get it over with. I didn't understand that, and I'm not complaining, because there are some truly inspiring scenes in this movie that involve a freeze-frame of everyone on the screen except one character, and that character proceeds to engage in a Shakespearean-style way of expressing their thoughts to the audience. I hadn't seen anything like that in a movie in a long time, and it was kind of refreshing to see some low budget skin flick writer utilize a time honored storytelling tool. Oh well... but that wasn't the point of this movie. The point was the sex and the women, who are (almost) all very good looking and sensual in their own way. If this was the standard for other films of the genre, they would all be a lot better.

Softcore porn movie at it's best
A film that says it all by the video cover. Two college students take a cross country road trip to Malibu where sorority girls are ready for action. If you're looking for a movie in terms of acting, you aren't going to get much. If you're looking for a lot of female nudity, this film will definitely make you smile. ... Read more