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So bad it's good
This movie has become an in-joke with our crowd. How could it not? The cheesy lines, the barely-there plot and clothing, nudity at the drop of a hat (and if there's no reason for it, a dream sequence is in order!): It makes for bad movie gold. Great filmmaking it's not, but entertaining it is, unintentionally.

Save your money.
If you're interested in Sidaris films, you're obviously not looking for quality, but this one doesn't even live up to Sidaris' standards. ... Read more

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Somewhere between Airplane and Oh Brother Where Art Thou
The dialogue in this brilliant. There is a lot of punnish humor but also a lot of anachronistic dialogue that is just situationally hilarious.

Paul LeMat stars as the leader of the Born Losers, a biker gang of good guys with three missions in life: Find the evil, Destroy the evil, and find a really great lite beer. He has visions because of a steel plate in his head and he is being studied (sort of) by one of his fellow bikers who is from MIT.

The bad guys are a biker gang of women who wear what appear to be leather jackets with the letters WOW written on the back (later we find out that the jackets reverse to be bowling league jackets). WOW stand for Women of the Wolf. They are kidnapping babies for fun and profit, says one of the girls but the truth goes much deeper. The leader of the WOW, played by Eileen Davidson, was abandoned by her parents afer a shoot out with the law and was subsequently raised by wolves. So now she has plans to create a new generation of fearless independent women by kidnapping baby girls and taking them to the woods to be raised by wolves.

It is up to the Born Losers to take on this bevy of beautiful biker babes and put an end to the kidnapping. Davidson will have to choose between the attraction she feels for LeMat and the culmination of her feminist ideals.

Absolutely fantastic but probably is not appropriate for kids.

Break out the "movie helper!"
It's so bad, it's funny. It's so funny, it's good.
You'll be singing the songs for years to come. ... Read more

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Just okay
If you don't expect a lot from a B-thriller you could spend 90 minutes enjoying Tanya Roberts' nice curves. However, all Tanya's fans who want to see "more" of her (with some better acting too) should watch "Almost Pregnant". For those who want to see two actresses in a beautifully performed steamy scene, watch "Gia" (with Angelina Jolie & Elizabeth Mitchell) instead.

Roberta's Brief Appearence
If you are a Roberta Vasquez fan like me, don't get this movie. She has about three lines and a bit part as a prostitute. It is a good action movie but you will be disappointed if you think Roberta has a lead part.

Kind of a lame plot, but highly erotic in parts!!!
Basically, this hot-looking babe (Tanya Roberts) is doing a little investigating of a crooked psychiatric treatment center, so she goes undercover to check it out. Delia Sheppard does a great job playing a kinky female doctor who occasionally likes to prey upon the pretty female nurses who work there. In fact, the best scene (in my opinion) of this film occurs when Tanya's character offers her own lovely body to Dalia's intimate examination --- very nice, indeed! Unfortunately, the rest of the movie was ho-hum. ... Read more

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Excellent
Excellent -- especially with a DVD player which has A-B repeat function. Long-enough segments to really enjoy. Not like their shred-and-randomly-splice videos.

Memories!
It was great to travel back to the 80's and see the playmates of my adolescence! Wow - the big hair (and I mean - everywhere - Devin Devasquez has the thickest, blackest, hair. Yum!). I guess shaving wasn't that big of a deal back then.

Excellant jiggles on Petra V.

A nice compolation
If you are just starting a collection, or want a greatest hits video, this is a good one, it could lead to other choices, but if you own other titles already, you are just buying the same segments re-packaged...

A good beginning
There isn't much new footage in this video, it's a compolation of the various calendars, and video centerfolds. If you own any of those, you are wasting your time, if you don't, this is an ok, kind of a greatest hits.

old footage
This video has lots of old footage that is not up to the quality of newer shoots. I recomend getting a video with recent shoots. ... Read more

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Just okay
If you don't expect a lot from a B-thriller you could spend 90 minutes enjoying Tanya Roberts' nice curves. However, all Tanya's fans who want to see "more" of her (with some better acting too) should watch "Almost Pregnant". For those who want to see two actresses in a beautifully performed steamy scene, watch "Gia" (with Angelina Jolie & Elizabeth Mitchell) instead.

Roberta's Brief Appearence
If you are a Roberta Vasquez fan like me, don't get this movie. She has about three lines and a bit part as a prostitute. It is a good action movie but you will be disappointed if you think Roberta has a lead part.

Kind of a lame plot, but highly erotic in parts!!!
Basically, this hot-looking babe (Tanya Roberts) is doing a little investigating of a crooked psychiatric treatment center, so she goes undercover to check it out. Delia Sheppard does a great job playing a kinky female doctor who occasionally likes to prey upon the pretty female nurses who work there. In fact, the best scene (in my opinion) of this film occurs when Tanya's character offers her own lovely body to Dalia's intimate examination --- very nice, indeed! Unfortunately, the rest of the movie was ho-hum. ... Read more

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a flop
This video was a total waste of money. The girls weren't as hot as they should have been.

Highway Robbery
My roommate in college owned this video, and it was a bust, no pun intended. It's a collection of segments from all of their other videos, and its a rip off. It doesn't flow, or have any direction, and it made you feel like you have been robbed. ... Read more

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Picasso Trigger
The movie is actually very good with some improvements needed in acting but not much. There is skin shown throughout the movie for everyone seems to be in love with someone else, oh well. It's a spy type of movie with a real twist towards the end and it will surprize you. It is really worth getting for your collection but if you aren't sure, definitely rent it, I don't think you'll go wrong.

Not good.
This movie is like all Sidaris' films...boring and silly. The only aspects that are not flat are the actresses. It's an article of faith among me and my friends that this guy only makes movies to give his stable of "actresses" an excuse to change into progressively revealing outfits; that faith is not shaken by this film. Granted, that's a lot of fun, but doesn't make for a very good movie. The absence of plot deters me from commenting upon it.

AMAZING!!!
The transfer of the film is astounding... the colors leap off the screen! The movie is great. The added features just make this classic spy flick all the better! The intro with Julie Strain is cool & you also get to see a behind the scenes photo shoot featureng Julie, not to mention a great commentary by Andy & Arlene Sidaris.

Well worth the asking price. ... Read more

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Hard Hitting Beach fun
Arguably the greatest of work of cinematic pop culture in the last 25 years. "Hard Hunted" takes a deep look at the social impact of neglegant violence and capricious sex. This cross genre epic turns bicoastal, advantagously exploiting breathtaking sets in both LA and Molokai.

Dialogue Hemmingway would have prided his claim to is illustrated in the chilling turning point of this film when Kane is compelled to send his underling and pilot of Raven ("his mighty aircraft" as Kane so proudly endows the vicious warbird of combat) to Hawaii hot on the heels of stunning Donna Hamilton.

Director Andy Sidaris spared no expense exercising mega star power with a statley performance in the opening scences by veteran actor/sports commentator extraordinaire Jim Lampley.

Pornos and action films just don't mix.
Despite Actor Al Leongs great performance in this movie, I feel that You can either make a Movie about sex, or an action movie, but not both. THEY JUST DON'T MIX. ... Read more

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a great sidaris actioner!
lots of beautiful playmates in the buff, cheesy acting and things going boom makes for another great andy sidaris girls and guns comic book type film!m a must for genre lovers!

not very goodlooking babes for T&A
Dona Speir looks tough and unpleasant, like she's been out in the hot sun way too many years, and of her co-stars only Cynthia Brimhall has any appeal and we don't see enough of her. The Sidaris formula is worn out. ... Read more

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a great sidaris actioner!
lots of beautiful playmates in the buff, cheesy acting and things going boom makes for another great andy sidaris girls and guns comic book type film!m a must for genre lovers!

not very goodlooking babes for T&A
Dona Speir looks tough and unpleasant, like she's been out in the hot sun way too many years, and of her co-stars only Cynthia Brimhall has any appeal and we don't see enough of her. The Sidaris formula is worn out. ... Read more

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Pat Morita Plays A Villain While Pandora Peaks!
Pat Morita plays the international crime boss known as Kane. He hires six teams of assassins to kill federal agents Donna Hamilton (Playboy Playmate Dona Speir) and Nicole Justin (Playboy Playmate Roberta Vasquez). Playing against type, Pat makes for a very convincing villain. Also playing against character is the gorgeous Ava Cadell, who normally works on the side of the federal agents. In this film, she plays the hottest assassin of them all, who makes putting on her clothes sexier than most strippers taking off their clothes! Erik Estrada plays agent Richard Estaban in the finest acting performance of his career. Playboy Playmate Cynthia Brimhall plays agent Edy Stark, while the super sexy Carolyn Liu is Silk, Kane's lover and partner in crime. The biggest kudos go to Pandora Peaks in her movie debut, acting under the name Stephanie Schick, who plays agent Atlanta Lee. Her love scene with some dude under the world's smallest waterfall is undoubtedly the film's highlight. The majority of this movie involves the successive teams of killers, as they track the agents from Hawaii, to the desert outside of Las Vegas, to the bayou country in Louisiana. While this film strictly adheres to the Andy Sidaris formula of "bullets, bombs and babes," the stellar cast makes it the best movie Andy ever made.

Campy Playmate long feature film
Campy,fun Playmate long feature film with a great variety of settings - Hawaii, Vegas, Texas...AND a great variety of Playboy playmates. Sidaris tastefully and aesthetically has the most incredible love making scenes. Plots are fun, sex, espionage, electronic toys and B movie dialogue. These same actors are often used in other Sidaris movies...did I mention the playmates!

Campy Playmate long feature film
Another fun, campy Sidaris film. Great Playboy playmates in a beautiful Hawaiian setting, Vegas, Texas long feature. The esoteric playboy love sessions are really in keeping with the genre. Sidaris uses many of these actors in other of his films with similar story lines...sex, espionage, electronic toys...fun! ... Read more

Reviews (3)

Picasso Trigger
The movie is actually very good with some improvements needed in acting but not much. There is skin shown throughout the movie for everyone seems to be in love with someone else, oh well. It's a spy type of movie with a real twist towards the end and it will surprize you. It is really worth getting for your collection but if you aren't sure, definitely rent it, I don't think you'll go wrong.

Not good.
This movie is like all Sidaris' films...boring and silly. The only aspects that are not flat are the actresses. It's an article of faith among me and my friends that this guy only makes movies to give his stable of "actresses" an excuse to change into progressively revealing outfits; that faith is not shaken by this film. Granted, that's a lot of fun, but doesn't make for a very good movie. The absence of plot deters me from commenting upon it.

AMAZING!!!
The transfer of the film is astounding... the colors leap off the screen! The movie is great. The added features just make this classic spy flick all the better! The intro with Julie Strain is cool & you also get to see a behind the scenes photo shoot featureng Julie, not to mention a great commentary by Andy & Arlene Sidaris.

Well worth the asking price. ... Read more