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NOT A BAD LITTLE THRILLER!!
In this nice little thriller, the rich wife of a cheating husband hires a thug duo to kill the babysitter, who is pregnant with the hubby's child. The thugs decide to hold their 5 year old boy for ransom too and collect diamonds along with their hit money. Problem is, they've gone to the wrong condo, killed the wrong woman, and now have to deal with the real babysitter out to protect both boys. Suspenseful and not cheesy like some 'babysitter' killer movies, this one portrays the pretty blonde babysitter (played by cute Josie Bissett) as a likeable medical student with a lot of common sense and guts!!! The only thing I didn't like about the movie was that by the end, I was ready to kill the annoying 5 year old boy myself!!! Rated R for some violence, this must have been a made-for-cable movie, and should've been rated PG-13.

Good movie
The wife and husband go out,they hire a babysitter.The husband comes home early and sleeps with the babysitter...during their sexual behavior someone breaks into the babys bedroom and kid naps the child.In the baby specker the father hears something but is too busy cheating on his wife to go do anything about it.LAter the wife questions they husband about this,he then admits to cheating on her.In the end they find their child ... Read more

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I Can Copy!
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

Laugh-Out-Loud Here¿ Utterly Shocking There.
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

A Must Have For Comedy Colectors!
I LOVE TOM GREEN ALL HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD! BUY THIS IF YOUR A COMEDY LOVER!

FUNNY,BRILLIANT! 10th july 04.
A must see for any tom green fans. It's rude funny but brilliant! nothing else apart from laughs in parts of the film and a great movie. A comedian person who is in a film always makes a great film if you like them.

Brilliant late 20th Century Art Deco!
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society. ... Read more

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Not the Best
Intrigued by Holt McCallany in CSI:Miami, I have been on a quest to find other works by him. This is definitely not his best. The acting is contrived and the plot is old and not well executed (parole officer falls for ex-con who's out of prison and trying to settle a score). If you are looking for good movies with Holt in them, try Below or The Fight Club. If you insist on buying this movie, make sure you buy a bottle of Electric Reindeer White Zinfadel (or another alcoholic substitute--I was in the holiday spirit at the time). The alcohol will help you make it through to the end. Sorry, Holt! ... Read more

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I Can Copy!
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

Laugh-Out-Loud Here¿ Utterly Shocking There.
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

A Must Have For Comedy Colectors!
I LOVE TOM GREEN ALL HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD! BUY THIS IF YOUR A COMEDY LOVER!

FUNNY,BRILLIANT! 10th july 04.
A must see for any tom green fans. It's rude funny but brilliant! nothing else apart from laughs in parts of the film and a great movie. A comedian person who is in a film always makes a great film if you like them.

Brilliant late 20th Century Art Deco!
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society. ... Read more

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I Can Copy!
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

Laugh-Out-Loud Here¿ Utterly Shocking There.
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

A Must Have For Comedy Colectors!
I LOVE TOM GREEN ALL HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD! BUY THIS IF YOUR A COMEDY LOVER!

FUNNY,BRILLIANT! 10th july 04.
A must see for any tom green fans. It's rude funny but brilliant! nothing else apart from laughs in parts of the film and a great movie. A comedian person who is in a film always makes a great film if you like them.

Brilliant late 20th Century Art Deco!
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society. ... Read more

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Kinda Cheezy, but guilty pleasure
One of those movies that when you are young, you love. It doesn't hold as well when you get older, but it still tugs at something.

If you're into Grim-n-Gritty movies, this is NOT for you.

If you like movies about aliens and telepaths, which do get into heavy topics in a very light way, you'll dig it.

It's not to take too seriously. Its a movie to have fun with.

It's perfect for kids, and teaches some important lessons. I don't know how well it would go over with teenagers.

Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, BAD!
What a sickeningly wretched movie. It's so bad, it's beyond belief. Buy it to laugh at it hysterically!

TALIA SHIRE VEHICLE? - MAYBE-MAYBE NOT.
AS A TALIA SHIRE FAN, I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO NOTE SHE ONLY HAD A CAMEO IN THIS PRODUCTION. HOWEVER, SHE HAS EXECUTIVE-PRODUCED BY HER COMPANY TALIAFILM.LTD., THIS TALE OF ALIENS THAT LOOK LIKE HUMANS COMING DOWN TO OUR PLANET EARTH AND CHECKING TO SEE IF IT BENEFITS THEIR SPECIES TO LIVE. THE TALE IS TOLD FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF 2 ALIEN GIRLS AND THE NEW HUMAN FRIEND THEY FIND IN A BOY, WHO ALONG WITH HIS MALE GUARDIAN, WELCOME THEM TO THIS WORLD AND LET THEM EXPERIENCE LIVING AS WE DO. THIS FILM IS BEST SUITED TO YOUNG CHILDREN AND THOSE VIEWERS WHOSE INTERESTS LIE IN THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL. ... Read more

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I Can Copy!
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

Laugh-Out-Loud Here¿ Utterly Shocking There.
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

A Must Have For Comedy Colectors!
I LOVE TOM GREEN ALL HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD! BUY THIS IF YOUR A COMEDY LOVER!

FUNNY,BRILLIANT! 10th july 04.
A must see for any tom green fans. It's rude funny but brilliant! nothing else apart from laughs in parts of the film and a great movie. A comedian person who is in a film always makes a great film if you like them.

Brilliant late 20th Century Art Deco!
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society. ... Read more

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Probable Cause for skipping this video
This movie is neither suspenseful nor provocative. Anyone waiting to be at the edge of their seat, or eager to see a little softcore "action" will be immensely disappointed. The acting is certainly B and one could not even press a case for any substantive erotica. This movie tries to be something its not - stimulating. ... Read more

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MTV's maniacal prankster, Tom Green, takes his surreal nonsense to the movies in Freddy Got Fingered. Playing a Portland, Oregon, goofball who dreams of becoming an animator, Green barely stitches together a rudimentary plot, but he does pile on the kind of agonizing nonsense that is his stock-in-trade: chewing through an umbilical cord, licking somebody's compound fracture, and presenting a sausage-and-keyboard contraption that surely would have delighted early-20th-century Dadaists. Predictably, Green loses something in the transition from television's freeform, microscopic glare to the more formal demands of cinema, and the result isn't pretty. The trouble is, this stuff is largely unsuitable for the broad scope of a movie and, in contrast to the guerrilla tactics of Green's TV show, is prefabricated for the lumbering process of filmmaking. That, in turn, diminishes the effectiveness of Green's grenade-throwing humor and makes Freddy Got Fingered something of a desperate experience. --Tom Keogh ... Read more

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I Can Copy!
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

Laugh-Out-Loud Here¿ Utterly Shocking There.
"Freddie Got Fingered" is...Well...Funny, I can't really Defend it Any Better. I found it funny, Disagree if you must. (I Dare not Mock the people who Disagree with me; there are probably a Lot More of them, my Mother for one)

In this Ill-Conceived but none-the-less Hilarious film, TV Funny man Tom Green makes the Dangerous Leap to the Big Screen. (and falls to his Death by the hand of an Angry mob of Critics and Paying Audiences) It looks like a Biography of his life, but for His sake I hope it Wasn't. Green plays Gord Brody, a 28-year-old Slacker who lives in his Parents Basement and Dreams of becoming an Animator. Standing in his way are A: Lack of Talent, B: His Father (Rip Torn) and C: His New Job at the Cheese Factory.

The Plot is pretty Inconsequential as it's All just an Excuse for Green to Display his Brand of Physical, Gross Out Comedy. Green will either Make or Break this film for you, if you've never found him funny Before, this film is Definitely not for you, if you Enjoy his TV Antics, you'll most likely Enjoy the Film. He does take Gross out comedy to the Extreme, so Be Prepared. Some of it is Stomach-Churningly Shocking, some of it is Gut-Wretchingly Gross, All of it is Hilarious. (when I say All, that as Virtually all, some parts even I didn't laugh at, I must be Growing Up... Man that's scary)

A Must Have For Comedy Colectors!
I LOVE TOM GREEN ALL HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD! BUY THIS IF YOUR A COMEDY LOVER!

FUNNY,BRILLIANT! 10th july 04.
A must see for any tom green fans. It's rude funny but brilliant! nothing else apart from laughs in parts of the film and a great movie. A comedian person who is in a film always makes a great film if you like them.

Brilliant late 20th Century Art Deco!
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society. ... Read more

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Not the Best
Intrigued by Holt McCallany in CSI:Miami, I have been on a quest to find other works by him. This is definitely not his best. The acting is contrived and the plot is old and not well executed (parole officer falls for ex-con who's out of prison and trying to settle a score). If you are looking for good movies with Holt in them, try Below or The Fight Club. If you insist on buying this movie, make sure you buy a bottle of Electric Reindeer White Zinfadel (or another alcoholic substitute--I was in the holiday spirit at the time). The alcohol will help you make it through to the end. Sorry, Holt! ... Read more