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amazing, lots of T+A
this is a must bye, it is a great video, it defenetly does the job. The whole movie was great. The sex scenes were amazing. The views and angles wrere the work of art. I mean it showed everything. Amazing. You'l never get bored of this. So far this is the best softcore that I purcased. I mean the othere videos were good, but this is #1, so far. I'm sure if i keep looking il find something better, but this..you just have too see it on ur own. all the women are gorgious!

Very attractive casting + weak plot = semi-sexy flick
The girls in this video are hot! The best scene (in my opinion) was when the evil bad girl abducts the beautiful blonde and takes her back to her room for some one-on-one lezzie action. But even this potentially hot scene was marred somewhat by the almost-mechanical acting of the women. They kind of went through the motions precisely as scripted, which took away any excitement from this otherwise sizzling scene. The rest of the story line was pretty bland, which is a shame since the casting was quite good.

A little more effort needed here...
This wasn't a bad video, but some parts of it weren't as good as they COULD have been. I mean, this hot blonde android (Veronica) is accidentally sent back in time to the present, where she ends up working for a guy who produces sexy catalogs. Veronica is so hot she's abducted by the competition, which includes a beautiful brunette as boss. There's a great scene where this brunette takes the blonde into her bedroom for what should-have-been a dynamite lezzie scene, but was just a bit too mechanical for my taste. Still, a good effort nonetheless, just not as good as it COULD have been.

Surrender Cinema does it again
For those interested in soft-core, this is a winner. As is to be expected from Surrender, the girls are fine -- especially julia. The premise isn't too bad, and neither is the acting. Some good scenes. Worth a look, or two. ... Read more

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jason -vs- the x-girl
tina shepperd has telecanisis. she killed her father with it when she was very youg. and she has ,also, resurected jason with it years later.(boy this chick is 2 for 2 hah..lol) she meets this guy nick who whats to through a suprise b-day party for his cuz mike. well suprise suprise , mike's dead, and jason is coming back for EVERY1 in crystal lake. lots of sex,violece,KILLS,vulgarity.. if you are under the age of 11 , be gone with you.lol. anyway jason faces off with tina. she ,i think, was jason's toughest opponent cuz of her powers. this film was one of the better friday movies in the series along with parts 1,2,4,6,8. the opening scene was awesome, the whole movie was great. i loved it the whole way through. its tina doctor who dragged tina and her mother out there to watch her do her stuff. well the doc gets his. jason was able to come back after part 7 so , x-men, bring it! lol, be sure to get this movie and have a chi chi chi ha ha happy time enjoyin it.

Loved it
I love this movie. It is SO scary. Jason finaaly gets a more appropriate look and meets his. But don't let that make you think that Jason will be stopped easily cuz he doesn't. This is definetly one of the best sequels in the friday the 13th series.
The plot is about a girl who aciidently brought jason from his watery grave because she has telkinetic powers. She doesn't get anybofy to believe that she saw some guy come out of the water. Jason goes back to his gory ways. The girl's name is Tina and her powers are her only hope for survival but it won't stop jason easily. Here are some reasons why the movie is ggod:
one-Suspense. Lots of suspence during this film
two- gore. Definelty more gore then pt 6. This film had lots of awesome killing.
three- creativity- This movie is different. Here we have a girl with powers. It is a new fresh idea.
four-Weapons. So many things were used by Jason. He used atleast seven different items as a weapon. May even more!!!!!!!

five-topless chicks. Although pt 6 was good, it didn't have any nudity. This film did!
Anyway, this film is good and 'i highly suggest gettting it.

Looks like the same OLD blood to me...
Good God... what am I doing to myself by watching this nonsense?! I mean, really-is this 'blood' really all that new?! Looks pretty much like the same stuff I've seen in the past six go-rounds. You know, stuff like:

- The opening sequence that refers to the events of the past sequels, thereby giving the viewer a quick update before the opening credits roll,

- A group of teenage-to-early-twenty-something types who you know are doomed from the get-go,

- A deadly skinny-dip scene,

- Several kills that reflect the 'Friday' franchise's philosophy of Sex and/or illicit substance use leading to the deaths of the people partaking in such activities,

- Jason tryin' out an array of various hand tools on his victims, as well as other items of convenience (including tent stakes, a motorized weed-whacker, and even a party-favor horn),

- An overall lack of genuine scariness, with most of the kills generating more laughs and groans of disappointment than screams of fright.

- Yadda-yadda-yadda and so on and so forth.

But what's a re-hash without a sad attempt at injecting a little freshness into the mix? That's where our psychokinetically-gifted heroine and her manipulative therapist comes in. Of course, the whole head-case deal was done to death (so to speak) in Part V, but this time the protagonist can actually manipulate stuff with the power of her mind! Which she does of course in the final face-off against undead Jason, which culminates in quite possibly the most illogical and nonsensical ending a 'Friday' flick's been saddled with! Man, was that (anti)climactic moment sad. 'Course, it's not quite as sad as my decision to check out Part VIII! I'm SICK I tell you! SICK!!!

On the upside, the crew did some pretty good make-up appliance effects on Jason here. Ya got'cher exposed bones, rotted-looking flesh, the works. He'd have been right at home in those 'Living Dead' flicks, lemme tells ya...

'Late

Rather boring installment...(* 1/2)
Am I the only one who enjoys slasher flicks AND hates this film? Part 7 is just boring. None of the "Friday..." movies are actually GOOD, but most of them are at least entertaining! The only good thing I can say about this installment was that Tina was a nice charector, and is one of my favorite "main girl"s in the series.

Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood
I was really suprised, but I really liked this one. The opening scene was really cool.I thought the characters were well brought out and killed when they should have been.I thought the psyche of the mind controling Jason was really interesting.This was definetly one of the better sequels in the series; at least in my opinion.Make sure to check this one out if you a fan, and just a fun watch if your the average viewer.Tina (Lar Park Lincoln), a telekinetic mental patient, travels back to Crystal Lake for some therapy that will allow her to transcend the tragic death of her father--whom she inadvertently killed with her mental powers. While staying at the campsite, Tint inadvertently frees Jason from his watery tomb with the same powers, and the masked madman proceeds to make chop suey out of the countryside and all its inhabitants. Is Tina strong enough to close the Pandora's box? This unusual entry in the gory series was directed by John Carl Buechler, better know for his makeup effects work in films such as GHOULIES (1984) and RE-ANIMATOR (1985). (7/10) ... Read more

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graceful testament to the power of beauty and love
Corey Feldman is back in full force in the direct to video triumph of the century. Besides providing a scathing indictment of the american culture of consumerism and unyielding lust for power, this also provides an excellent look at family values and where those time honoured principals fit in today's fast changing world.

Thought provoking.

It was a good movie
I liked all of the scenes where the women were dancing toppless ... Read more

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Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Silly
A title like "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is sure to strike absolute terror into the hearts of even the most stalwart B movie fans. Here's a film that sounds like an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest, one of those obnoxiously cheap pictures featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Well, before you can say "take me to your leader," let me tell you that "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is not an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Nope, it's got nothing to do with the 1950s or atomic age UFO scares. Instead, it's an 80's version of "The Most Dangerous Game." In "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity," you see several scantily clad women with huge hair stumbling around a jungle as some guy hunts them down for sport. Sounds great, doesn't it? Not really. In fact, it's quite boring even for fans of this junk. The movie has such a high cheese level that I needed a cholesterol test after watching it.

Two prisoners, Daria (Elizabeth Kaitan) and Tisa (Cindy Beal), find themselves in quite a predicament. Locked away in a cage on a transport barge, the two must discover some way to escape before the overlords of the ship sell them into slavery. One of the girls figures out how to break their chains-must have studied physics in high school-and the two overpower their guards and escape in a smaller spaceship. Adrift in deep space, Daria and Tisa worry whether they will ever find a civilized planet on which to land. Just when the situation looks bleak, the ship picks up a signal from a nearby planet. The ship crash-lands on the planet and the two are briefly separated. They reunite at a medieval looking castle in the middle of a jungle owned by a man named Zed (Don Scribner). This guy, who has two robot helpers, already plays host for two other crash survivors-Shela (Brinke Stevens) and Rik (Carl Horner). Daria and Tisa soon learn that Zed is a little odd, that he likes to spend his time playing weird holographic musical instruments, hosting lavish dinners, and hunting. Especially hunting. Zed's huge basement is loaded with trophies celebrating his excursions into the jungle.

Our heroines soon discover that Zed likes to hunt humans instead of animals. He draws wayfarers to the planet only so he can turn them loose in the jungle and, using his robots as hounds, flush them into the open to finish them off. Daria and Tisa, along with Rik and Shela, will soon form the next contingent for a new hunting expedition. In the meantime, the girls discover what Zed is up to and attempt to escape. No good. Zed is determined to hunt, so after recapturing the cuties he cuts them loose with a few weapons and instructions about how to play the game. It's to the credit of our heroines that they aren't willing to just lie down and accept their fate. They truly fight to stay alive despite the traps, the slanted odds of the game, and the dangerous wildlife in the jungle. There's the noble sacrifice, the discovery of a strange alien structure, and the usual table turning moment. You can probably guess how this one ends. If not, you ought to. So many other films have ripped this idea off that you have definitely seen some version of the story at some point in your life.

I incorrectly labeled "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" as a B movie, and it is, but I should make a distinction between the special effects (certainly B budget) and the acting, dialogue, and pacing. The latter is pure Z grade schlock, with the characters tossing off brain deadening dialogue and one-liners even as they prance around in bikinis and lingerie. Where did they get these clothes, anyway? Zed lives in a huge castle with everything he could want. Couldn't he at least have the decency to find a pair of pants for these gals? Actually, the skimpy outfits make the film somewhat impressive. How much cooler is it for a couple of woman to stand up to two robots and a heavily armed man in a bikini than wearing shirts, pants, and shoes? Anyway, the pacing of the film positively drags even though the movie only runs for seventy some minutes. The acting, too, is the pits. It's a sad commentary on the state of cinema when you watch a movie like this one and recognize that the robots turned in the best performances. Still, discerning viewers can distill a few interesting things about the future by watching the movie. For example, at some point when spaceships exist, the fashion trends and hairstyles of the 1980's will make a comeback. I kept expecting that guy from A Flock of Seagulls to step out of the shadows like some bizarrely coiffed Rod Serling clone, telling us the movie an illusion.

Extras on the DVD version, if memory serves me correctly, consisted of several trailers for cheese classics like "The Creepozoids." I can't really recommend this film to anyone. It's too corny for science fiction fans, too non-horror for the horror crowd, and too foolhardy for lovers of tongue in cheek comedy. Even viewers looking for girls walking around in next to nothing might be disappointed. The image of beauty has obviously changed quite a bit between 1987 and now. These girls will probably do nothing to raise the pulse of today's young male audiences. Give it a shot if you just have to see it. Others, stay light years away.

Average Buxom Slave Warrior in Outer Space Camp Fare
This is nothing more than 'The Most Dangerous Game' meets the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the set of 'Space 1999'. I expected high camp value out of a film with a title like this, and there is a degree of campiness present, but overall it is bland. The 'outer space' dialogue is often hilarious, and the acting itself is wooden and unsubtle, just like you would expect.

This is almost literally an exact remake of 'The Most Dangerous Game', with a few added mutants and bickering androids for good measure. There is actually not much nudity, and what little bit there is not what you would call titillating. This should have been a more upbeat, fun camp classic, but it tried to be too many things. Notably the director attempts to make it genuinely scary and suspenseful during the hunting scenes, but given the silly nature of the material they are working with, the end product never seems to quite click as a movie.

I have seen funny and campy sci-fi, which I like, and I have seen scary sci-fi, which I also like. Unfortunately this movie presses a little too hard to be both, and it comes up a bit short in the end.

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!
If you are a student of film and you've been searching frantically for the worst script ever written, then I have good news for you! How, you might ask, could such a script get past even a first review? How could a script of this quality get past a second review? How could such a dismal screenplay get turned into a movie?

Don't know. ... Read more

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Young
I saw this movie years ago and something about this movie made me feel like I was in it. I love the story line. Yes it is a sterotype of "surfers" but it is entertaining and that is enough to draw you to the movie. I am now searching to buy this movie. I can't seem to locate this movie. "80s" movies you gotta love them.

great scenery, good storyline, poor dialogue
I had a hard time locating this movie on video, but I finally found it. I was appalled by the dialogue. I'm sure Californians don't like being stereotyped in those roles. Overall, it was entertaining with a good ending.

A classic beach flick!
This is not a movie to take seriously, but it is great to watch 10 years later while remembering what it was like to dream of being a beach bum for the rest of your life. Even though the acting is weak and the surf footage is sub-par, it will still entertain you after all these years.

A good rental
I actually didn't mind this movie at all. I've actually seen it a few times.

It's a good movie to watch if it comes on a network on a Saturday afternoon... ... Read more

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confusing!
Seems like much of the money spent on special effects and scenery could have been better invested in some good writers. I guess the point of the film is the relative nature of reality (verses the dream world) but it just goes on and on, and you sense that the director is rewriting the script from day to day, unable to decide how to end this disaster.

Nevertheless, Elizabeth Kaitan stars in the film, and that's why we're here--right, guys? ... Read more

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A pleasure trip to the sexy
I really like this movie as it's not trying to make itself serious but it successfully registers as a movie with aimless fun. I like erotic movies that isn't serious but silly in a cute way,unless you have a Shannon Tweed as headliner.
I plan to shoot a movie of my own. Fun but really erotic.
For self-advertisement, I'm calling all those people out there there who'd like to finance my movie here in my country. The budget is less than $10,000 but you're assured that it's going to be great - Very SEXY.
My e-mail is dlocusts@yahoo.com
Serious inquiries only.

Stay away from the rated r version
Once again the censors do a skin-o-max movie wrong. The reason most people rent or buy flicks like this is for soft-core / couples sexy viewing. We all understand that the plot and acting is typically low rate but we count on some camp, humor and of course some sexy people in sexy scenes. This R rated version up for sale here is cut to shreads! I suggest finding a store that carries the un-rated version where the sex is better and the views are not hampered by up-tight censors.

Surprisingly Tasteful Adult Movie
I caught this movie late one evening and probably wouldn't have even bothered with it if hadn't been for the expression on one the actor's face's when he saw the Wax models of the Marquis de Sade and two serving girls come to life and get down to some real business on a large four poster bed. I'm not normally into sex films but this movie actually was quite a lot of fun to watch and the acting was surprisingly good. In the end the plot was pretty flimsy, with an emphasis on the cast to get their kit off in a variety of fun ways but it actually worked quite well.

Quite simply a group of four young people, all recently out of college go to a Wax Museum that has been left to one of them by their Grandfather. It turned out that he had penchant for displaying some of history's more erotic figures in a variety of poses in his wax museum and with the help of a mysterious caped figure and a gold amulet, these wax figures come to life at night and enjoy themselves in the sexiest ways possible. Through several escapades which include Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra etc we are treated to a little bit of a mystery, a snippet of drama, a bit of a love story and quite a lot of comedy mixed in with the more mature side of an adult film. All in all it was quite enjoyable and I think I might be tempted to see the 'The Exotic Time Machine' if I get the chance.

Wax figures need love too
The Exotic House of Wax: Legacy of Lust is another enjoyable erotic film from the folks at Surrender Cinema. I actually liked the story, hokey as it was, but of course the script is really just a means to an end in this type of movie. Josie's grandfather Vincent dies and leaves her his beloved House of Wax. She, her friend Star (played by fan favorite Jacqueline Lovell), and two male friends vow to reopen the business despite the fact it is currently residing rather deeply in the red and a neighborhood group of uppity goody-goodies is determined to get rid of the place for good. This is no ordinary House of Wax, though. For one thing, Josie's grandfather had apparently been preparing to transform the place into an Erotic House of Wax. For another thing, it eventually becomes apparent, to the amazement of the four new business partners, that the wax figures in the museum sometimes come alive and fulfill whatever wax-fuelled erotic fantasies they have. When the secret of making the figures come alive at will is discerned, Josie and her friends seize the opportunity to save the House of Wax from bankruptcy and destruction.

This really is a fun movie. Watching the guys' faces when they first witness wax figures coming to life and performing in front of their eyes is pretty amusing. The talented Jacqueline Lovell is always a joy to watch, and there are plenty of sex scenes for almost all the characters to either gape at or engage in. The Exotic House of Wax is far better than most films you will find in this mature genre; it has everything most films of this type lack-decent acting, attractive ladies, an impressive number of quality sex scenes, and, it goes without saying, Jacqueline Lovell. Surrender Cinema, to my knowledge, never disappoints, and this movie does nothing to make me doubt my conviction of this fact.

High Quality, for Soft Porn
High Quality, that is for soft porn. Most of the people in the film can act. Most of the girls are real not silicone. The picture is clear, not grainy. The film has a plot that does more then just to serve up sex scenes. Don't buy it for the plot though, as if you would. The sex scenes are good, especially the four girl orgy. Everyone seems to be having fun and there is not a bored look to be found. The kink scene was nicely staged. The spanking lacked zest, but the candle wax was hot. This is the best "sex" movie in my collection. ... Read more

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Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Silly
A title like "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is sure to strike absolute terror into the hearts of even the most stalwart B movie fans. Here's a film that sounds like an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest, one of those obnoxiously cheap pictures featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Well, before you can say "take me to your leader," let me tell you that "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is not an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Nope, it's got nothing to do with the 1950s or atomic age UFO scares. Instead, it's an 80's version of "The Most Dangerous Game." In "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity," you see several scantily clad women with huge hair stumbling around a jungle as some guy hunts them down for sport. Sounds great, doesn't it? Not really. In fact, it's quite boring even for fans of this junk. The movie has such a high cheese level that I needed a cholesterol test after watching it.

Two prisoners, Daria (Elizabeth Kaitan) and Tisa (Cindy Beal), find themselves in quite a predicament. Locked away in a cage on a transport barge, the two must discover some way to escape before the overlords of the ship sell them into slavery. One of the girls figures out how to break their chains-must have studied physics in high school-and the two overpower their guards and escape in a smaller spaceship. Adrift in deep space, Daria and Tisa worry whether they will ever find a civilized planet on which to land. Just when the situation looks bleak, the ship picks up a signal from a nearby planet. The ship crash-lands on the planet and the two are briefly separated. They reunite at a medieval looking castle in the middle of a jungle owned by a man named Zed (Don Scribner). This guy, who has two robot helpers, already plays host for two other crash survivors-Shela (Brinke Stevens) and Rik (Carl Horner). Daria and Tisa soon learn that Zed is a little odd, that he likes to spend his time playing weird holographic musical instruments, hosting lavish dinners, and hunting. Especially hunting. Zed's huge basement is loaded with trophies celebrating his excursions into the jungle.

Our heroines soon discover that Zed likes to hunt humans instead of animals. He draws wayfarers to the planet only so he can turn them loose in the jungle and, using his robots as hounds, flush them into the open to finish them off. Daria and Tisa, along with Rik and Shela, will soon form the next contingent for a new hunting expedition. In the meantime, the girls discover what Zed is up to and attempt to escape. No good. Zed is determined to hunt, so after recapturing the cuties he cuts them loose with a few weapons and instructions about how to play the game. It's to the credit of our heroines that they aren't willing to just lie down and accept their fate. They truly fight to stay alive despite the traps, the slanted odds of the game, and the dangerous wildlife in the jungle. There's the noble sacrifice, the discovery of a strange alien structure, and the usual table turning moment. You can probably guess how this one ends. If not, you ought to. So many other films have ripped this idea off that you have definitely seen some version of the story at some point in your life.

I incorrectly labeled "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" as a B movie, and it is, but I should make a distinction between the special effects (certainly B budget) and the acting, dialogue, and pacing. The latter is pure Z grade schlock, with the characters tossing off brain deadening dialogue and one-liners even as they prance around in bikinis and lingerie. Where did they get these clothes, anyway? Zed lives in a huge castle with everything he could want. Couldn't he at least have the decency to find a pair of pants for these gals? Actually, the skimpy outfits make the film somewhat impressive. How much cooler is it for a couple of woman to stand up to two robots and a heavily armed man in a bikini than wearing shirts, pants, and shoes? Anyway, the pacing of the film positively drags even though the movie only runs for seventy some minutes. The acting, too, is the pits. It's a sad commentary on the state of cinema when you watch a movie like this one and recognize that the robots turned in the best performances. Still, discerning viewers can distill a few interesting things about the future by watching the movie. For example, at some point when spaceships exist, the fashion trends and hairstyles of the 1980's will make a comeback. I kept expecting that guy from A Flock of Seagulls to step out of the shadows like some bizarrely coiffed Rod Serling clone, telling us the movie an illusion.

Extras on the DVD version, if memory serves me correctly, consisted of several trailers for cheese classics like "The Creepozoids." I can't really recommend this film to anyone. It's too corny for science fiction fans, too non-horror for the horror crowd, and too foolhardy for lovers of tongue in cheek comedy. Even viewers looking for girls walking around in next to nothing might be disappointed. The image of beauty has obviously changed quite a bit between 1987 and now. These girls will probably do nothing to raise the pulse of today's young male audiences. Give it a shot if you just have to see it. Others, stay light years away.

Average Buxom Slave Warrior in Outer Space Camp Fare
This is nothing more than 'The Most Dangerous Game' meets the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the set of 'Space 1999'. I expected high camp value out of a film with a title like this, and there is a degree of campiness present, but overall it is bland. The 'outer space' dialogue is often hilarious, and the acting itself is wooden and unsubtle, just like you would expect.

This is almost literally an exact remake of 'The Most Dangerous Game', with a few added mutants and bickering androids for good measure. There is actually not much nudity, and what little bit there is not what you would call titillating. This should have been a more upbeat, fun camp classic, but it tried to be too many things. Notably the director attempts to make it genuinely scary and suspenseful during the hunting scenes, but given the silly nature of the material they are working with, the end product never seems to quite click as a movie.

I have seen funny and campy sci-fi, which I like, and I have seen scary sci-fi, which I also like. Unfortunately this movie presses a little too hard to be both, and it comes up a bit short in the end.

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!
If you are a student of film and you've been searching frantically for the worst script ever written, then I have good news for you! How, you might ask, could such a script get past even a first review? How could a script of this quality get past a second review? How could such a dismal screenplay get turned into a movie?

Don't know. ... Read more

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bra and panties
This movie is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time. The suspense, the comedy, the action, and the drama all combine for one wild ride. Words cannot describe how excellent this movie is. It must be seen to beleive. The struggle between the main heroin and the evil rapist will have you on the edge of your seat. Stop reading this review and go buy this movie, you can thank me later

Haven't seen this one...
...so I can only give it one star, cause I don't know what it is about. I have seen VA 1,2,3,5. I would really like to own all of them. But they are so hard to find, and if you do people want too much $$ for their used copies. #6 really just came out, I think in 1998, and I think you can get it direct from the company. These are thte chessiest, most low budget movies around. But they are funny. That is what makes then watchable...and the busty blondes with no tops...hee hee ... Read more

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Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Slave Girls A Great Fun Flick!
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity is a must for all low budget movie fans. It blatantly exploits the 'Most Dangerous Game' script and embellishes on it by having cast Brinke Stevens and Elizabeth Cayton (otherwise known as Elizabeth Kaitan) in it.

Two beautiful slaves escape a slave spaceship and crash land on a planet. On it they meet up with a crazy lunatic who likes to hunt people.

Basically from then on in it's a hide and chase movie with plenty of laserblasts from phaser type weapons and tough fights with skimpy-clad women.

One of my favorites.

Silly
A title like "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is sure to strike absolute terror into the hearts of even the most stalwart B movie fans. Here's a film that sounds like an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest, one of those obnoxiously cheap pictures featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Well, before you can say "take me to your leader," let me tell you that "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" is not an offbeat 1950's atomic age UFO cheesefest featuring pie pans on strings bouncing against a poster of the sky as overweight stage hands wearing zipper showing costumes lurch and stumble around in the foreground. Nope, it's got nothing to do with the 1950s or atomic age UFO scares. Instead, it's an 80's version of "The Most Dangerous Game." In "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity," you see several scantily clad women with huge hair stumbling around a jungle as some guy hunts them down for sport. Sounds great, doesn't it? Not really. In fact, it's quite boring even for fans of this junk. The movie has such a high cheese level that I needed a cholesterol test after watching it.

Two prisoners, Daria (Elizabeth Kaitan) and Tisa (Cindy Beal), find themselves in quite a predicament. Locked away in a cage on a transport barge, the two must discover some way to escape before the overlords of the ship sell them into slavery. One of the girls figures out how to break their chains-must have studied physics in high school-and the two overpower their guards and escape in a smaller spaceship. Adrift in deep space, Daria and Tisa worry whether they will ever find a civilized planet on which to land. Just when the situation looks bleak, the ship picks up a signal from a nearby planet. The ship crash-lands on the planet and the two are briefly separated. They reunite at a medieval looking castle in the middle of a jungle owned by a man named Zed (Don Scribner). This guy, who has two robot helpers, already plays host for two other crash survivors-Shela (Brinke Stevens) and Rik (Carl Horner). Daria and Tisa soon learn that Zed is a little odd, that he likes to spend his time playing weird holographic musical instruments, hosting lavish dinners, and hunting. Especially hunting. Zed's huge basement is loaded with trophies celebrating his excursions into the jungle.

Our heroines soon discover that Zed likes to hunt humans instead of animals. He draws wayfarers to the planet only so he can turn them loose in the jungle and, using his robots as hounds, flush them into the open to finish them off. Daria and Tisa, along with Rik and Shela, will soon form the next contingent for a new hunting expedition. In the meantime, the girls discover what Zed is up to and attempt to escape. No good. Zed is determined to hunt, so after recapturing the cuties he cuts them loose with a few weapons and instructions about how to play the game. It's to the credit of our heroines that they aren't willing to just lie down and accept their fate. They truly fight to stay alive despite the traps, the slanted odds of the game, and the dangerous wildlife in the jungle. There's the noble sacrifice, the discovery of a strange alien structure, and the usual table turning moment. You can probably guess how this one ends. If not, you ought to. So many other films have ripped this idea off that you have definitely seen some version of the story at some point in your life.

I incorrectly labeled "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" as a B movie, and it is, but I should make a distinction between the special effects (certainly B budget) and the acting, dialogue, and pacing. The latter is pure Z grade schlock, with the characters tossing off brain deadening dialogue and one-liners even as they prance around in bikinis and lingerie. Where did they get these clothes, anyway? Zed lives in a huge castle with everything he could want. Couldn't he at least have the decency to find a pair of pants for these gals? Actually, the skimpy outfits make the film somewhat impressive. How much cooler is it for a couple of woman to stand up to two robots and a heavily armed man in a bikini than wearing shirts, pants, and shoes? Anyway, the pacing of the film positively drags even though the movie only runs for seventy some minutes. The acting, too, is the pits. It's a sad commentary on the state of cinema when you watch a movie like this one and recognize that the robots turned in the best performances. Still, discerning viewers can distill a few interesting things about the future by watching the movie. For example, at some point when spaceships exist, the fashion trends and hairstyles of the 1980's will make a comeback. I kept expecting that guy from A Flock of Seagulls to step out of the shadows like some bizarrely coiffed Rod Serling clone, telling us the movie an illusion.

Extras on the DVD version, if memory serves me correctly, consisted of several trailers for cheese classics like "The Creepozoids." I can't really recommend this film to anyone. It's too corny for science fiction fans, too non-horror for the horror crowd, and too foolhardy for lovers of tongue in cheek comedy. Even viewers looking for girls walking around in next to nothing might be disappointed. The image of beauty has obviously changed quite a bit between 1987 and now. These girls will probably do nothing to raise the pulse of today's young male audiences. Give it a shot if you just have to see it. Others, stay light years away.

Average Buxom Slave Warrior in Outer Space Camp Fare
This is nothing more than 'The Most Dangerous Game' meets the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the set of 'Space 1999'. I expected high camp value out of a film with a title like this, and there is a degree of campiness present, but overall it is bland. The 'outer space' dialogue is often hilarious, and the acting itself is wooden and unsubtle, just like you would expect.

This is almost literally an exact remake of 'The Most Dangerous Game', with a few added mutants and bickering androids for good measure. There is actually not much nudity, and what little bit there is not what you would call titillating. This should have been a more upbeat, fun camp classic, but it tried to be too many things. Notably the director attempts to make it genuinely scary and suspenseful during the hunting scenes, but given the silly nature of the material they are working with, the end product never seems to quite click as a movie.

I have seen funny and campy sci-fi, which I like, and I have seen scary sci-fi, which I also like. Unfortunately this movie presses a little too hard to be both, and it comes up a bit short in the end.

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!
If you are a student of film and you've been searching frantically for the worst script ever written, then I have good news for you! How, you might ask, could such a script get past even a first review? How could a script of this quality get past a second review? How could such a dismal screenplay get turned into a movie?

Don't know. ... Read more

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Queen of the B movie!
This film is the mother lode of most B films out there. It includes a cast of very well known actors such as Nick Cassavettes, Eddie Deezen (anyone who knows movies knows who he is), Griffin O'Neal, and Jaimie Bozian. Not to forget the main stars of the film Elizabeth Kaitan and Christina Whitaker. Their portrayals of the street smart go go dancers who outsmart the law and just about everyone else is impecable. I believe they put their so called counterparts, Thelma and Louise, to shame. Could Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon pull off the classical art form in a rock and roll format..... in bikini's? I think not! The repoire between these two fine actresses mezmorizes any viewers of the film. Not to mention their way cool Plymouth Fury! The dialouge is superb....well, it is really funny. Perhaps besting the written dialouge is the ad libbed background lines. Although you really have to listen or see the film about 100 times, this part really makes some scenes shine. As a veteran Bimbo watcher, the best aspect of the film is the surfers and their crazy antics. Their car also rules and makes any surfer jealous beyond belief. Tune into their lingo and "pastimes" and feel like you are sitting in the back seat with "Billy-Boy". I could go on and on about this film and recite the entire dialouge, but I will just say....WATCH THIS FILM AND LEARN! So.....COWABUNGA and enjoy!

Not bad enough to be funny, just bad
My wife and I love funny-bad bimbo movies. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is one of our favorites, and we love anything by Andy Sidaris.

This one just reaks. The dialog is flat and the people don't look like they had fun making it. Rent it, don't buy it. Yech.

Totally irreverent --nothing sacred here....
This very tiny sub-genre of film-making is well served in the classic spoof on feminism and cultural stereotyping in general. There's lots to laugh about (and cry about) in our zany cultural makeup, but Bimboism is still a topic much unexplored by social scientists and humanists alike.

Don't expect any revelations or high art experiences, just a funny satire on sexual stereotypes in modern day America. And, once again, we are blessed with the highly entertaining presence of Elizabeth Kaitan...

"Oh no! A bimbo with a guhhhhhnnnnnn!!!"
When you start out to make a bad film and it is truly bad, you've actually created high art. So many people set out to make good films that ultimately fail. Why aim so high when you can create a classic like "Killer Bimbos"?

I was actually startled to find this film had been transferred to DVD. It's one of those films that you watch with your friends and end up laughing yourself sick.

The basic premise of the film is about a couple of go-go dancers who are mistakenly fingered for offing their sleazy boss. While on the run from the police, they "rescue" Darlene, a trackstop waitress and attempt to find Mexico. During this ridiculous escapade, one of the girls feels she isn't very pretty and the ringleader decides that the middle of the desert is a great place for a makeover.

There are some amazingly stupid lines that are so funny that you will find yourself quoting them at some point down the road.

Do yourselves a favour and pick up this gem. It's only $9.98 and worth every penny. I was well chuffed to find this one. Now, if they could only get the classic "Nice Girls Don't Explode" with Barbara Harris, Michelle Meyrink and Wallace Shawn onto DVD, my life would be complete!

Rear-Ender
This movie is worth watching if you want to see one of the great rear-ends in b-movie history and that belonging to Elizabeth Kaitan. ... Read more

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Sorry, Elizabeth, but this is a very bad film!
Bad direction and bad acting, but most of all, bad writing! The only possible redemption for this atrocity is our own special favorite, Elizabeth Kaitan, for whom some of us would enter the Gates of Hell. This is certainly the dumbest role that I have seen her undertake, but she does it with agility, grace, and an uncommon natural ability. Don't get me wrong---this was obviously a very quick study for her, an ill-prepared alien in a parallel universe. She probably spent several hours studying the "script."

You need to be an Elizabeth Kaitan fanatic to endure this absurdity!

Get your Lynch fix here.
It's a shame that Richard Lynch so often plays a ruthless killer - but he does it so damn good !. And he's especially nasty in this low-budget production. -I haven't seen him this cruel since "Invasion U.S.A.". There's not much of a story, but who cares; if you're a Lynch fan you'll want it no matter what, ofcourse. It's a crazy price, hopefully it'll go down soon. ... Read more

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Cheesy
Expected more from this flick by reading reviews. Couldn't find a place to rent it so I bought it, I was beat out of 10 bucks. You won't miss a thing.

Way too slow and cheesy
I just recently watched this film and found it very boring and extremely fake. The acting was basically non-existent and it seems that every bloke in this film is only out to get into the lead ladies pants. The only appealing feature of this film was the nude scenes.

Distasteful and ultimately gratifying.
The opening rape scene was particularly distasteful but really gets the viewer primed for the ultimate revenge by the Necromancer (Lois Masten). One of Elizabeth Kaitan's, (aka Cayton), less nude-filled roles. Filmed on the Pepperdine campus in Malibu this movie is a must see if you like horror flicks.

Good movie
This is a very good movie. I like it. The script is good. In this movie, Elizabeth Kaitan (Cayton) is wonderful. If you like B movie, this movie is perfect for you. END ... Read more

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Average Surrender Cinema Movie
As my second Surrender Cinema flick I was looking forward to seeing Virtual Encounters. Not only do I love Elizabeth Cayton (Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity) but I had just seen The Exotic House Of Wax by Surrender Cinema, and aside from it being an outright soft core porno, it had an interesting storyline between the sex as well.

Not so with Virtual Encounters. While it was nice to see the expected sex scenes aplenty in this movie, there was no story whatsoever.

Kaitan hooks herself up to the Virtual Reality machine and it shows her all types of sexual pleasures. They try and develop Kaitan's character as a shy woman who isn't comfortable with her sexuality. As a result, her relationship is suffering. Her boyfriend gives her the gift of Virtual Reality and she loves it.

A so-so movie I would watch the Exotic House Of Wax instead.

Not because of the plot
Not much of a plot to this movie, but who buys these types of movies for the plot anyway? I have the Director's Cut, Unrated version, not the R-Rated version. It is one of the best erotic films out there today, and definitely the best from Surrender Cinema. All the women, except for one, are very hot and sexy!! If you really like blondes or ... women or both, such as me, then you'll love one scene in particular called Oriental Massage involving two drop-dead gorgeous girls. The [woman] is an incredibly sexy Tricia Yen, and the blonde is the queen of softcore herself Jacqueline Lovelle. These two get together for a very hot scene that would captivate any guy. For guys who love petite blondes, there are 2 other scenes that you should especially love. If you understand what type of movie you're buying and you get the unrated version, there's no way you can be disappointed.

Virtually...
Why do we need the canned music for each sex scene? These type of movies are so much more erotic with some actual noise from the participants. Also, some of the boobs in this movie are monstruously unappealing. They are sooo fake it is such a turn off. Give me some perky 'A' cups over huge fake 'D' cups anyday.

I'll give this movie two stars, because some of the scenes had potential...

Another winner from Surrender Cinema.
One of Surrender's good, early efforts. This is from the same director as Femalien and the two films are pretty comparable in quality. There are several sex scenes all tied around the concept of the main character's trip to a "virtual reality" studio. If the technology shown really existed, the company's profits would exceed those of GM, IBM, Coca Cola and Exxon-Mobil combined. :)

A couple of real highlights in the film were the strip club scene and the wet lesbian/three way. But all of the scenes were good.

Given the low price and high quality of the video, this is an easy recommendation.

Plenty of virtual encounters in this one
It is becoming pretty clear to me that Surrender Cinema is ahead of the game compared to other purveyors of erotic (all right-soft porn) movies. Virtual Encounters is an impressive effort. The look and sound of the movie are excellent, way beyond that of your typical naughty movie. The plot holds together, the acting is pretty good overall, and the players in the arena are generally pretty attractive. Amy (Elizabeth Kaitan) is a take-control kind of woman who is apparently somewhat reluctant to shift into intimacy overdrive with her boyfriend. He kindly gives her a deluxe pass to Virtual Encounters for her birthday. There she meets the disembodied, smooth-talking Rob, who guides her through a number of virtual reality sessions designed to help her discover her hidden desires and activate the wild gene that has been lying dormant inside her for too long. She starts slowly, simply observing, but eventually she becomes a participant in the sexual escapades revealed to her, taking on a number of different forms (including that of a man) in the course of the experience. The plot works pretty well because the moviemakers don't spend a whole lot of time worrying about it, preferring to simply jump from one virtual reality session to another fairly quickly. Things start slowing down a little bit midway through the film, but the last few scenes pick up the pace significantly. It goes without saying that Virtual Encounters is definitely for adults only. This is the kind of movie that will make an erotic movie fan out of anyone who sees it; basically, there's something here for just about everyone. ... Read more

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Average Surrender Cinema Movie
As my second Surrender Cinema flick I was looking forward to seeing Virtual Encounters. Not only do I love Elizabeth Cayton (Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity) but I had just seen The Exotic House Of Wax by Surrender Cinema, and aside from it being an outright soft core porno, it had an interesting storyline between the sex as well.

Not so with Virtual Encounters. While it was nice to see the expected sex scenes aplenty in this movie, there was no story whatsoever.

Kaitan hooks herself up to the Virtual Reality machine and it shows her all types of sexual pleasures. They try and develop Kaitan's character as a shy woman who isn't comfortable with her sexuality. As a result, her relationship is suffering. Her boyfriend gives her the gift of Virtual Reality and she loves it.

A so-so movie I would watch the Exotic House Of Wax instead.

Not because of the plot
Not much of a plot to this movie, but who buys these types of movies for the plot anyway? I have the Director's Cut, Unrated version, not the R-Rated version. It is one of the best erotic films out there today, and definitely the best from Surrender Cinema. All the women, except for one, are very hot and sexy!! If you really like blondes or ... women or both, such as me, then you'll love one scene in particular called Oriental Massage involving two drop-dead gorgeous girls. The [woman] is an incredibly sexy Tricia Yen, and the blonde is the queen of softcore herself Jacqueline Lovelle. These two get together for a very hot scene that would captivate any guy. For guys who love petite blondes, there are 2 other scenes that you should especially love. If you understand what type of movie you're buying and you get the unrated version, there's no way you can be disappointed.

Virtually...
Why do we need the canned music for each sex scene? These type of movies are so much more erotic with some actual noise from the participants. Also, some of the boobs in this movie are monstruously unappealing. They are sooo fake it is such a turn off. Give me some perky 'A' cups over huge fake 'D' cups anyday.

I'll give this movie two stars, because some of the scenes had potential...

Another winner from Surrender Cinema.
One of Surrender's good, early efforts. This is from the same director as Femalien and the two films are pretty comparable in quality. There are several sex scenes all tied around the concept of the main character's trip to a "virtual reality" studio. If the technology shown really existed, the company's profits would exceed those of GM, IBM, Coca Cola and Exxon-Mobil combined. :)

A couple of real highlights in the film were the strip club scene and the wet lesbian/three way. But all of the scenes were good.

Given the low price and high quality of the video, this is an easy recommendation.

Plenty of virtual encounters in this one
It is becoming pretty clear to me that Surrender Cinema is ahead of the game compared to other purveyors of erotic (all right-soft porn) movies. Virtual Encounters is an impressive effort. The look and sound of the movie are excellent, way beyond that of your typical naughty movie. The plot holds together, the acting is pretty good overall, and the players in the arena are generally pretty attractive. Amy (Elizabeth Kaitan) is a take-control kind of woman who is apparently somewhat reluctant to shift into intimacy overdrive with her boyfriend. He kindly gives her a deluxe pass to Virtual Encounters for her birthday. There she meets the disembodied, smooth-talking Rob, who guides her through a number of virtual reality sessions designed to help her discover her hidden desires and activate the wild gene that has been lying dormant inside her for too long. She starts slowly, simply observing, but eventually she becomes a participant in the sexual escapades revealed to her, taking on a number of different forms (including that of a man) in the course of the experience. The plot works pretty well because the moviemakers don't spend a whole lot of time worrying about it, preferring to simply jump from one virtual reality session to another fairly quickly. Things start slowing down a little bit midway through the film, but the last few scenes pick up the pace significantly. It goes without saying that Virtual Encounters is definitely for adults only. This is the kind of movie that will make an erotic movie fan out of anyone who sees it; basically, there's something here for just about everyone. ... Read more

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Bimbo Movie Bash - Hilarious
This movie consists of parts of 14 B-Movies put together to make one movie with no plot whatsoever. While this sounds like it would be boring, BMB actually succeeds in creating an amusing experience for all who watch it. Don't try to figure out a plot, just go with it. Make sure you watch it with friends, because it will be much funnier that way. A great movie to show at parties.

Bad!
The target audience for this film is a group of stoned teenagers on Saturday night. If you don't meet the match, then skip the "film"

preview of some intriguing and not so movies
A sales film with a synopsis of movies from Full Moon Entertainment. However it is a sloppy job of splicing the movies together to form "nothing". I am not sure it is even good for a shopping film. They do refer to classics, such as 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.'

Just a bunch of clips of other movies.
There is something important for all prospective buyers to know. "Bimbo Movie Bash" is not an actual movie, per se. It is entirely made up of clips of other movies spliced together.

Most, and perhaps all, of the movies were brought to us by Full Moon Entertainment. Some of the films which have segments contained in this movie are such infamous B-flicks as "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death", "Beach Babes From Beyond" and "Assault of the Killer Bimbos".

Some parts of the movie are nothing more than lifting entire scenes from other movies. Other parts are slightly altered. For example, the background music might have been changed or a narrator might make a snide comment a la MST3000 (but not nearly as funny).

Please don't think that you are buying a "new" movie and please, please don't think you are buying anything funny. It's very dull to watch this stuff for almost an hour and a half.

A preview of some intriguing movies
However it is a sloppy job of splicing the movies together to form "nothing". I am not sure it is even good for a shopping film. They do refer to classics, such as Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. ... Read more

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Adventures of an Intergalactic Garbage Man
I was under the assumption that this movie would be more campy and fun than it actually is. It is really pretty boring, and has more nudity than I expected or desired. The film concerns the crash landing of a 'hunky' astronaut (Troy Vincent), who is an intergalactic garbage man, on the planet of Puckerbush Gulch (subtle, no?) inhabited, of course, by nothing but women. Of course, they generally harass him, and eventually the sheriff and mayor battle it out for him in what has to be THE stupidest duel in history, but he eventually falls for the beautiful barmaid, Lily (Betsy Lynn George) thwarting the evil civic leaders.

There are many low points in this monstrosity, but I will only mention three: he is unable to communicate with Earth because his 'transgalactic communicator' has a broken 'positronic spacely sprocket' (which makes me wonder if Hanna-Barbera could sue); he dances to disco music in the bar, which filled me with revulsion; and he puts on several changes of clothes in an attempt to get the right look (just think flamenco dancer here and you can see why this is much worse than it sounds.)

This movie utterly fails on so many levels that I can't list them all. It can't decide what it wants to be, and as a result, is really just a mess. I gave it two stars for having the lovely Betsy Lynn George (according to the internet she is now a gymnastics teacher) in the cast; otherwise it is a waste of time.

No "high art" here!
OK, it's another bad B movie, but, once in a while one comes upon something of value in this murky genre. The acting here is better than in most of these films, and, of course, we die-hard fans of Elizabeth Kaitan will tolerate almost any unfortunate role choice that she makes, in deference to her art. After all, ya gotta eat.

A disappointment even with low expectations.
I originally got into B-movie Sci-Fi because of Torchlight Entertainment. When one watches one of these films, one does not expect high art. One expects a certain amount of amusing camp or perhaps interesting "adult" entertainment. That said, two of the films by Torchlight, "Beach Babes from Beyond" and "Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000" (aka "The Virgin Hunters") delivered in spades. I went on to discover other films in the genre that while not contenders for an Academy Award, did provide some level of amusement. One might suggest "Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity" or even "Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island". When I ordered Petticoat Planet, I expected the same. I was disappointed.

Even with low expectations, the plot of this film is just insulting. An astronaut crash lands on a planet inhabited solely by women who live in an old west cowboy society. Being the only man on the planet, he is immediately thrust into a slew of sexual scenarios.

The film fails however on the two levels that one might expect it to succeed along. The story is not engaging. The situations simply are not funny. The astronaut simply encounters woman after woman who are interested in exploring sex with him. The entire thing is not only predictable (as these films tend to be) but also simply does not give the viewer any reason to care or even be amused.

If one is interested in watching a film for the "adult" entertainment value, then one could certainly choose better. If erotica is your thing, you could find any number of films where the eroticism is treated much more carefully. The "sex" in this film generally consists of Captain Rogers (the man) being alone with one of the cowgirls and her being unable to resist him and so she performs a strip tease for him. However, the dancing is always uninspired, and the viewer will quickly become bored with it (in fact, the captain himself becoems bored with the situation and tries to find true love). After the dance, Rogers is so turned on that presumedly he decides to have sex with each of the women, however one cannot know for sure because the scenes always end at this point and we segue into another situation where some other woman will attempt to seduce him in essentially the same scenario.

Whether you are looking for camp or for eroticism, you can easily find other films that will serve your purposes better.

The film is not insulting or disturbing or in any other way deserving a truly negative comment. But because of its total and utter pointlessness, I must give it my lowest possible recommendation.

An OK B-Movie
This is movie starts with our "hero" crash landing on a planet populated only by women. It seems that the men were all so stupid that they all died in a mining accident. The women now run things and the one and only city on this planet is like the old west. Needless to say, plot is non-existant. Women are decent looking though, and nudity is fairly frequent. If you're looking for a few minor laughs and some good looking women taking their clothes off and wondering what the old west was like without men, than this is the video for you. The 3 Stars are strictly for the women. ... Read more

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Queen of the B movie!
This film is the mother lode of most B films out there. It includes a cast of very well known actors such as Nick Cassavettes, Eddie Deezen (anyone who knows movies knows who he is), Griffin O'Neal, and Jaimie Bozian. Not to forget the main stars of the film Elizabeth Kaitan and Christina Whitaker. Their portrayals of the street smart go go dancers who outsmart the law and just about everyone else is impecable. I believe they put their so called counterparts, Thelma and Louise, to shame. Could Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon pull off the classical art form in a rock and roll format..... in bikini's? I think not! The repoire between these two fine actresses mezmorizes any viewers of the film. Not to mention their way cool Plymouth Fury! The dialouge is superb....well, it is really funny. Perhaps besting the written dialouge is the ad libbed background lines. Although you really have to listen or see the film about 100 times, this part really makes some scenes shine. As a veteran Bimbo watcher, the best aspect of the film is the surfers and their crazy antics. Their car also rules and makes any surfer jealous beyond belief. Tune into their lingo and "pastimes" and feel like you are sitting in the back seat with "Billy-Boy". I could go on and on about this film and recite the entire dialouge, but I will just say....WATCH THIS FILM AND LEARN! So.....COWABUNGA and enjoy!

Not bad enough to be funny, just bad
My wife and I love funny-bad bimbo movies. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is one of our favorites, and we love anything by Andy Sidaris.

This one just reaks. The dialog is flat and the people don't look like they had fun making it. Rent it, don't buy it. Yech.

Totally irreverent --nothing sacred here....
This very tiny sub-genre of film-making is well served in the classic spoof on feminism and cultural stereotyping in general. There's