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| 1. Blast Director: Albert Pyun | |
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our price: $19.99 (price subject to change: see help) Asin: 6304436068 Catlog: Video Sales Rank: 44917 Average Customer Review: US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France | Japan |
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Directed by Albert Pynn (Cyborg, Nemesis Series, The Sword and the Sorcerer) made a familiar action-flick... the Film is Surprisngly Entertaining but If it Wasn't for the Clusmy Writting, Direction and Bad Visual Effects. Blast could have been a Terrific Movie. Watch Close for Shannon Elizabeth. Clairmont-Scope. Grade:B-.
...a terrorist and his white trash buddies seizing an aquatic sports facility in Atlanta, holding the U.S. women's swim team hostage in return for unrealistic political demands. And the only person who can stop him is a janitor (and of course he's a former Tae Kwao Do competitor), whose estranged wife is conveniently the coach of the swim team (and hence one of the hostages). It was over 14 months ago when I was exposed to this movie, but it keeps coming back into my mind, surfacing painfully with what can only be called a masochistic fixation. That movie was such a spectacle, such a grim parade of ill-talent and even less skill, that I can't keep from thinking about it. Certain scenes are burned into my mind, fraught with insipid dialogue and spasmodic acting ... and Rutger Hauer? What on Earth happened to you, man? This movie is a cinematic stool; have you really sunk this low? I try not to write hostile reviews, because I like to believe that all art has its own merits, but this movie has done more than simply waste thirty minutes of my time. It has left me damaged, haunting me like a grand trauma where my only escape is to curl up into a fetal position on the carpet and chew off my own fingers. Please, save yourself, if it's not too late. You have a lot more to risk than your money.
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| 2. Crazy Christmas Director: Tibor Takács | |
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| 3. Omega Doom Director: Albert Pyun | |
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(price subject to change: see help) Asin: 0800187342 Catlog: Video Sales Rank: 52187 Average Customer Review: US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France | Japan |
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The actual fight takes place in about one second. Ah, and I return again to the classic... "Water... on the rocks." 'Nuff said.
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