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Low buget horror joke
I started watching this movie and realized that it really sucked bad. I did not even finish watching the flick. Ugly movie with teribble actors. Skip it.

Tried to be Scary, Wound up Funny
Every once in a while I see a film that convinces me there are film makers out there trying to emulate Ed Wood. Breeders is one such film. An alien life form arrives on Earth and begins to try and reproduce and thus take over the planet before moving on.

In order for the reproduction to be successful the alien is looking for healthy virgins. Loss of virginity opens the door to too many potential health risks that will inhibit the birth of new aliens. police detective teams up with a doctor to try and trace who is attacking women in New York City.

Near the end of the movie the creatures victims begin to disappear. The trail leads below the Empire State Building where the creature has a nest. There the women bathe in white goo. The doctor and detective come up with a plan and, with the help of some drunk public works employees, eliminate the alien threat.

This film is full of all of the bad things that make a movie good. These include, but are not limited to, really bad acting, bad writing, inattention paid to whether the scene is day or night and other strange details. If you happen to like really bad movie in the Ed Wood vein then you might want to take a look at this one. It is so bad it is hilarious.

Why did I even bother
I should of known better after picking up and reading the back. It just screamed cheesyness and poor production values. Yet I went ahead and viewed it anyways and here is the result.

This movie is Garbage.

THe idea behind breeders is that these giant fly like creatures are in New York City on the sole purpose of impreginating Human Female Virgins. In the course of the movie with the exception of the first victim all of them get naked before the creatures arrive, in fact on is doing stretching exercises in the nude before the creature shows up. What were they expecting these things or do all female virgins roam around the house, work, general vacinity in the nude when no one is around. Any way a police detective and Doctor decide to investigate and in the end they find the girls again swimming around naked in lotion. Overall there are a lot of naked women to a bad 80's sci fi movie. This should not be viewed by anyone.

Pretty Women and an Evil Sponge
I have not seen this movie since fifteen years ago in Lawrence, Kansas, but I still remember the scene where the gay cameraman turns into the monster. The lovely and shapely young coke-snorting model does a marvelous ten-minute exercise routine sans clothes and then gets knocked down and raped by the giant sponge-window cleaning device the cameraman has turned into. Later a zaftig blonde gets up out of her hospital bed (unclothed) and walks down the hallway and walks up and down steps and into some industrial basement and into a hot tub, where all the alien-impregnated young mothers hang out. There's also a long phone call from a young woman to her worried mother assuring her she's safe in NYC. She then strips and gets attacked while taking a shower. The movie avoids all dramatic, horrific, comic, and romantic cliches because it basically has no plot and no story, just a giant wet sponge that attacks very pretty naked young women. This film is so irrational, incompetent and inspired it could be the long-wished for sequel to Humanoids From the Deep.

Amateurish but guiltily entertaining sci-fi horror.
Cheesy and badly acted, but really amusing sci-fi/horror flick about an alien running loose and impregnating women. This 77-minute feature is mostly an excuse to show a lot of nudity, and it's probably because of the major abundance of T&A (especially from the very sexy Frances Raines) that this is as fun a movie to watch as it is. Hilariously awful acting from Teresa Farley as the doctor.
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Great!
Ok. This is a wonderful terrible movie. Porn fans will think the star of this movie looks like Ron Jeremy. Anyway, this film falls apart so terrible at the end you can tell that there wasn't any money at the end of the production. Which leads to lots of running around with ridiculous chases. An alien wins a trip to the horniest place in the universe, which happens to be in the northeast, and stirs up trouble with humans who want to kill him. His enemies include: a terribly cast Italian mob crew and a band of Jewish rednecks. The Jewish rednecks are worth the purchase alone. Anyway, if you like bad movies, you will love this.

Wisconsin Cheese-Heads Need Not Watch!
I went back and watched it a second time (and it was even better on the repeat). This sour grapes girl from Wisconsin (oh yeah, Madison is the PC capital of the world) just doesn't know much about what makes a movie funny. By the way, her watch is broken because I clocked planty of naked T&A time. This movie rocks!

Worst movie I've ever seen
I apologize to the people who made this movie, but it is really the most moronic, crude, and vile piece of garbage I've ever had the misfortune of being dumb enough to watch. "Galactic Gigolo" cannot be enjoyed on any kind of "camp value" level. It is not "so bad, it's good." It is so bad, it's really, really, really bad, stupid, and repulsive. Somebody on the IMDb has the same opinion, and I just feel the need to back him up here because I hated this movie so much, and I don't understand how anybody could say they enjoyed it unless they have an I.Q. lower than a vegetable's or are pals with the director. I could lie, and tell you it was great, and to go see it right away, just because misery loves company, but I'm not that petty. If I could give it no stars, I would. By the way, I think there's maybe like three seconds of T&A, so don't bother if that's what you're after. This movie relies on its "comedy", which no amount of naked women could possibly redeem anyway.

Carmine ROCKS!
Hi! I have been a regular guest on Carmine's t.v. talk show! He is the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet! I think it's awesome that the 'Gigolo' has a scene that takes place at the former Valley Drive-In! I am CEO of Drive-International, and we are INTERNATIONAL Drive-In Preservationists! Carmine is a first-class gentleman!

The film that wouldn't die!
I actually worked on Galactic Gigalo and am in several scenes. We were a crazy bunch of kids making bad movies on the weekends. Don't miss my old girlfriend Yvonne as "Vanna Greene" or Carmine as the old lady with a beard in the studio audience. Yikes! ... Read more

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NECROPOLIS is a weird name
Personally I never saw this movie, and I do not intend to too, but the acting of Andrew Bausili probly was the only positive, considering he is an amazing actor I have witnessed this many times in English class where he is the teacher.Lots of Love, From a few students in Pd 9/10 English class

Necropolis is only for true sci-fi fans!
If you like sci-fi, and you like action you will like necropolis. Necropolis is hands down one of the best sci-fi thrillers ever to be put on the market. The plot twist, the incredible acting, and the amazing scenery is just mind boggling. Truly a underappreciated gem in the world of Sci-Fi

Bruce Hickey's Necropolis
In 1686 New Amsterdam (New York City to you and me), an evil witch tries to off a recently married virgin. She is stopped in the nick of time by the local townsfolk, but swears revenge. Fast forward 300 years, and through the rest of this movie, and the witch is back, as are all the townsfolk who tried to stop her before. You see, apparently when you are reincarnated, you are reincarnated as a group.

The newly reincarnated include an embarassing Italian detective, a cute spunky virgin reporter, and an African-American priest who also believes in the reincarnation theory. The witch now needs to finish killing the virgin so she can become immortal...I think, since she is already 300 years old. She calls up a few devilish minions and wreaks havoc on the stereotypical underbelly of the Big Apple, stealing ectoplasm from humans after she kills them so she can feed her zombie friends. A frenzied climax and a "surprise" ending round out a perfectly awful film.

To begin with, the 1686 witch looks just like singer Bonnie Tyler. She does some kind of weird semi-topless dance during the ceremony that just confirms that the devil invented low impact aerobics. In 1986 New York, she must find the devil's ring so she can kill. The priest picked it up in a low grade satanic supply shop for no other reason than to move the plot forward. At one point in the film, and I am not making this up, the witch grows an additional four breasts so she can feed her zombie followers ectoplasm right from the source. I always preferred my ectoplasm with a light blue cheese dressing, but this was the '80's and I do not think zombies are very picky concerning their ectoplasm connection.

The New Yawkers, trying to sound New Yawk, are all portrayed as pimps, hookers, and junkies. They use ethnic dialogue from the last Cleopatra Jones movie to sound even more authentic. The spunky virgin reporter is from Britain, and succumbs to the charms of the "yo, Eddie" detective. Watch for the coroner character, who is supposed to be very gay and very funny. He does not do either well.

The action scenes are awful, the ending is protracted, and the acting is abysmal. The film gets really gory, but the fake breast appendage is hilarious.

"Necropolis" is the city of the dead, and the film is completely devoid of ideas. I would take another exit and find a better town to frequent.

This is rated (R) for physical violence, gun violence, gore, profanity, strong female nudity, brief male nudity, sexual references, and adult situations. ... Read more

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Great!
Ok. This is a wonderful terrible movie. Porn fans will think the star of this movie looks like Ron Jeremy. Anyway, this film falls apart so terrible at the end you can tell that there wasn't any money at the end of the production. Which leads to lots of running around with ridiculous chases. An alien wins a trip to the horniest place in the universe, which happens to be in the northeast, and stirs up trouble with humans who want to kill him. His enemies include: a terribly cast Italian mob crew and a band of Jewish rednecks. The Jewish rednecks are worth the purchase alone. Anyway, if you like bad movies, you will love this.

Wisconsin Cheese-Heads Need Not Watch!
I went back and watched it a second time (and it was even better on the repeat). This sour grapes girl from Wisconsin (oh yeah, Madison is the PC capital of the world) just doesn't know much about what makes a movie funny. By the way, her watch is broken because I clocked planty of naked T&A time. This movie rocks!

Worst movie I've ever seen
I apologize to the people who made this movie, but it is really the most moronic, crude, and vile piece of garbage I've ever had the misfortune of being dumb enough to watch. "Galactic Gigolo" cannot be enjoyed on any kind of "camp value" level. It is not "so bad, it's good." It is so bad, it's really, really, really bad, stupid, and repulsive. Somebody on the IMDb has the same opinion, and I just feel the need to back him up here because I hated this movie so much, and I don't understand how anybody could say they enjoyed it unless they have an I.Q. lower than a vegetable's or are pals with the director. I could lie, and tell you it was great, and to go see it right away, just because misery loves company, but I'm not that petty. If I could give it no stars, I would. By the way, I think there's maybe like three seconds of T&A, so don't bother if that's what you're after. This movie relies on its "comedy", which no amount of naked women could possibly redeem anyway.

Carmine ROCKS!
Hi! I have been a regular guest on Carmine's t.v. talk show! He is the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet! I think it's awesome that the 'Gigolo' has a scene that takes place at the former Valley Drive-In! I am CEO of Drive-International, and we are INTERNATIONAL Drive-In Preservationists! Carmine is a first-class gentleman!

The film that wouldn't die!
I actually worked on Galactic Gigalo and am in several scenes. We were a crazy bunch of kids making bad movies on the weekends. Don't miss my old girlfriend Yvonne as "Vanna Greene" or Carmine as the old lady with a beard in the studio audience. Yikes! ... Read more